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Why do they suck? I gave a bank a check for a lot of money over a week and a half ago and it was cleared fine and placed into my account. I contacted the bank 3 days ago and want a bunch of cash......they said they cant do that and they need to check if the funds are there. Ummm.....hey buttmunch....check my balance...its there. Give it to me. I am tempted to tell them close my acount and wire all my money to another bank....I gave them a check and cash....and I cant even use ay of the money I put in yet and its been almost 2 weeks.

End rant.
Joe
PS- anyone know a good bank in Colorado?
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Ummm, dude. You live in Colo-frickin'-rado. Step outside, enjoy the view, and take in a deep breath of that sweet mountain air. :P Some of us are stuck in auditoriums getting lectured to all day long and then moving to a different desk in a different location to study all night long and barely even know that there is an outdoors, let alone be able to enjoy it! ;)

Seriously, do some zenification in your life, drink a beer, transfer your money, blow up the bank, and have a great day!!! :)
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Which bank,

I don't have any problem with Compass, well except that every time I go in there to try and open a saving account they never seem to have time to work with me. :S

Hello I'm trying to give you money here.
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Sounds like Wells Fargo to me... it took me 20 minutes to get $1000 in cash once out of my account that had over 5 times that in the checking account (those were the days)!!!

They act like they are doing you a favor by giving you your own money. :S
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Hahahaha.......thats odd....your right. My ballance is plenty of cash. They wont give me the money because they say they want to make sure its there.....people..look at the bottom line......The amount I want is a fraction of that.

Is it bad that I got kicked out?>:(

Joe
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Here is one for you.....the bank just called me and said the funds are there but they wont give me any in thr large amount I need until the corporate gets a "funds credited" slip.....so basically they said.."yeah the money is there, but we cant give you any because some $1 million dollar a year fucking pompus fuck nut decided to go home early and not fax us the paper saying we can do it."

Joe
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I work at a credit union. We require 24 hours notice for amounts over $2500, over the phone -two id's. no big deal. I've taken calls from people picking up up to $10,000 cash.

Any more than that and the branch has to make sure they have that much extra cash on hand to give to one person, count it, and have it ready for you--they may have to order cash just for you. If they don't have their stuff together -faxes between branches?! hmm... -a branch mgr should just be able to approve it unless it's over something like $100K, in which case they would probably ask for a blood sample and retina scan- it's a huge security risk to have that much cash waiting around for one person to pick up- but it does happen.

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Yeah....the amount being picked up is over $10,000, but even still I notified them 3 days ago of this matter and they still suck cock.;)

Joe
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When I first moved to Chicago I tried to open up a checking account with Continental Bank (a huge bank), with an initial deposit of around $10,000. They wouldn't do it because I "hadn't lived there long enough" to have established a credit history. "Hello! I want to deposit MY money with you" said I, "I'm not asking for your money". "Sorry", said they, "That's our rule".

About 5 years later they went belly-up and had to be rescued. Serve the buggers right.
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Ummm, dude. You live in Colo-frickin'-rado. Step outside, enjoy the view, and take in a deep breath of that sweet mountain air. :P Some of us are stuck in auditoriums getting lectured to all day long and then moving to a different desk in a different location to study all night long and barely even know that there is an outdoors, let alone be able to enjoy it! ;)

Seriously, do some zenification in your life, drink a beer, transfer your money, blow up the bank, and have a great day!!! :)



And not only does he live in CO, but his "work" day consists of walking around on beautifully manicured lawns, hitting a little white ball, while I sit in a damn cubicle re-enacting "Office Space".:( Now where is that memo about the TPS report cover sheets...

Note to self: Remember to bring qualudes to the DZ for Joe.
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I wish my day consisted of hitting a little white ball on manicured lawns. Instead it resembles sitting in an office and watching nothing but crappy swings all day.;) I love it....and wouldnt trade it...I love to teach.

Hey Yoder you going to be there tomorrow? Want to buy my Elan7?

Joe
For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
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Back in the day while in England in the USAF I went to the credit union when it opened to cash a $500.00 check. They couldn't do it because they hadn't been to the bank yet to pickup their cash. :)


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