skydiverbc 0 #1 July 11, 2004 so my austrailian sheperd did the coolest trick today, i taught him to give me kisses on the nose. this dog has so much personality.... love him to pieces... whats the coolest trick you taught your pet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 July 11, 2004 My german shepherd has one of those "Water Kong" toys which is just a hunk of rubber with a rope and instead of chewing on the rubber part, he bites the knot on the rope, swings it around and hits people with the hard rubber side. he's Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #3 July 11, 2004 well, my dog (who is as far away as my woman, in a different direction ) had issues with learning "speak." so, when she kind of half assed it, we called it "whisper." now she can do both, along with all the normal tricks. my brother's dogs, who I live with, can both do "high five." I have yet to teach them not to knock things over with their tail, including furniture and small people. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #4 July 11, 2004 I taught my dog to shake, give high five with each hand, depending on which hand you put up, and she gives ten....She is also trained to stay in certain areas of my mom's house....she doesn't come into the front of the house unless we give her permission...keeps her away from the door and out of the fancy dining room and living room. What I haven't been able to teach the stupid dog to do is fetch. What kind of dog doesn't fetch?? ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #5 July 11, 2004 QuoteWhat kind of dog doesn't fetch?? A skydiver's dog who thinks fetching is for the lemming/whuffo retreivers._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #6 July 11, 2004 Well its only half a trick... but we used to have two dogs living in my first Mess - a black lab (George) and a flatcoat retriever called Beamish, which was huge. When we had visitors or new guys arrive at morning coffee in the anteroom, we would ask them if they wanted to see the dogs' tricks, of course they always said yes. Now George could do the trick where you put half a biscuit on his nose and he would flip it up and catch it - which is quite cool so we would do that first. The victim would then ask about Beamish's trick... So we would put the other half of the biscuit on the guy's knee, lots of ceremony and build up... and shout 'Go Beamish!" and this huge dog would leg it over and jump into their lap and then snaffle the biscuit off their knee leaving this great big slobber mark which would take AGES to dry... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 July 11, 2004 Not sure this is classified as a trick but it's damn cool. My partner's dog (Boston Terrier) catches fish in the neighbor's pond. He chases a bunch of blue gill into the shallows and then traps them......sticks his head in and "Goony Goo-Goo" comes out with a fish. Absolutely hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 July 11, 2004 QuoteI taught my dog to shake, give high five with each hand, depending on which hand you put up, and she gives ten....She is also trained to stay in certain areas of my mom's house....she doesn't come into the front of the house unless we give her permission...keeps her away from the door and out of the fancy dining room and living room. What I haven't been able to teach the stupid dog to do is fetch. What kind of dog doesn't fetch?? I think they do it to watch us. And Laugh! My dog wont fetch either. She'll run after her toy, grab it shake it around (until its dead of course) then lay down and chew on it. nope. not bringing it back, never. But she does know which parts of the house to stay out of. Whick is pretty coll cuz my kitchen,dining, and living room are all one room (open floor plan), and she does a great job staying out of the kitchen!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #9 July 11, 2004 I taught my dog to knock on doors to be let in. if she hears someone inside a room, and she wants in, she will bump it with her nose, and if the doors only halfway shut, it will open. but if it doesn't open, she'll bump it several more times with her nose until someone opens it. she also knows the name of our family members, so if we tell her "go find brian", she will run around sniffing and find wherever i'm hiding. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
talon2 0 #10 July 11, 2004 No birds allowed here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #11 July 11, 2004 i mentioned pet tricks... that was not limited to just dogs.... includes birds too...... that biscuit trick is something i am gonna have to teach sam ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #12 July 11, 2004 <---------He cannot do many tricks, but I did teach him how to think. Now he does all kinds of cool things just for the fun of it-and to show off! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 July 12, 2004 Getting the newspaper from the end of the drive way. What a great service on Sunday morning when it's cold out and i'm still in my underwear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #14 July 12, 2004 Quote Getting the newspaper from the end of the drive way. What a great service on Sunday morning when it's cold out and i'm still in my underwear. Ok, now that's a visual...... ~R+R...Tighty whities or boxers?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 July 12, 2004 o.k i was naked alright ?Kidding. sorry about the visuals.... unless they were good for you.( hey you never sent me the nude pics of the boogie weekend you were working.) You promised !I'm still hurt. HaBoxers or boxer/briefs ? You know .. the usual sleep attire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #16 July 12, 2004 Quoteo.k i was naked alright ? QuoteKidding. sorry about the visuals.... unless they were good for you. ( hey you never sent me the nude pics of the boogie weekend you were working.) You promised !I'm still hurt. Ha OMG!!! I soooo completely forgot...I'm sorry...the boogie was a bit of a washout......There was a lot of drunken volleyball playing but no nudity...that I know of...I had to turn in early......I'll make a deal with ya...if I meet ya anytime soon, I flash ya for free......(I'm completely serious, just make sure I have had a few beers......) QuoteBoxers or boxer/briefs ? You know .. the usual sleep attire. Hmmmm....Birthday suit? Naughty...! ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 July 12, 2004 I've heard of get out of jail free cards, but a free flash certificate... ? I feel so honored. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #18 July 12, 2004 Quote I've heard of get out of jail free cards, but a free flash certificate... ? I feel so honored. And you have to publish the photos or your guy card gets revoked! Threads effectively hijacked today = 3 *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #19 July 12, 2004 Quote I've heard of get out of jail free cards, but a free flash certificate... ? I feel so honored. As you should be...I don't flash often...though I am usually told that I should...... RoadRash Rules for Flashing: Boobies will be revealed for 1 or more of the following reasons: A) (Is for) Altitude B) (Is for) Beads C) I'm drunk...and feelin' fine... ~R+R......Hey, these are rules to live by people...that and my TWO VICE rule...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #20 July 12, 2004 Quotemy TWO VICE rule... Which is...? *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 July 12, 2004 Set those puppies free ! awe they're so cute. Can I pet them and squeeze them and hug them and kiss them and hold them and cuddle them ?Note to self : Cocheese , buy beads , beer, ask for extra alti from girls in good moods. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #22 July 12, 2004 QuoteQuotemy TWO VICE rule... Which is...? RoadRash's Two Vice Rule: If you should so like to partake in activities that are considered a vice (such as drinking, gambling, smoking of various substances, etc...) you must do said activity simulaneously as another. Example: I am gambling so I am drinking shots of whiskey..... or I am smoking a cigarette and drinking...(something strong...like moonshine......) (Those are only a few examples...and vices...) ~R+R...I have only a few rules in this life and the first one is to have fun......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #23 July 12, 2004 QuoteI have only a few rules in this life and the first one is to have fun...... Aha! a new thread idea... I shall credit you with part of it! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #24 July 12, 2004 QuoteSet those puppies free ! awe they're so cute. Can I pet them and squeeze them and hug them and kiss them and hold them and cuddle them ? Whoa baby!!!!!!!!! You gonna be at WFFC? QuoteNote to self : Cocheese , buy beads , beer, ask for extra alti from girls in good moods. And make it either good beer or something strong like Jack and Coke...... ~R+R...The twins need some lovin'...damnit, my Cabana Boy is in AL...I miss him...and so do the twins......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #25 July 12, 2004 Booze for boobs. Deal !Yea i'll be at the convention.I'll be the one giving out beads and good beer.Tell the twins I'm a sucker for bright head lights and cold weather. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
