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jceman

A Hard Habit to Break

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A strange thing happened to me again tonight and it got me thinking (and I don't like thinking, it makes my brain hurt>:():

I had LASIK done in March of 2000 after many years of wearing observatory-grade glasses. Tonight, after almost four and a half years, as I was getting ready to step in the shower I found myself reaching to my face to take my glasses off:$.

So 'fess up, do you have any ingrained habits that seem to be impossible to wean yourself from?

Huh?

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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So 'fess up, do you have any ingrained habits that seem to be impossible to wean yourself from?




I drive a Station Wagon (Sexy, I know...) Very Often I find my Left foot searching for a clutch that Isn't there or a gear shift that doesn't exist... :P
=========Shaun ==========


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I still occasionally try to adjust my nuts, only to realize i had a sex change and no longer have nuts.



I think Adjusting my nuts is my favorite part of the day. Feels so good, just force em right where you want them.. :)
=========Shaun ==========


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You're not alone. I still occasionally try to adjust my nuts, only to realize i had a sex change and no longer have nuts. :P





ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D I'll bet you get a lot of stares when you are groping yourself...;):ph34r::P



~R+R:)...WAIT!!! You mentioned the nuts...but what about the dong?!:ph34r:
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Yes, I cuss, you know..... Vulgar words.... Profanity..... :o
I'm pretty good about it at home but once I'm in my truck (18 wheeler) or at the DZ ect... My mouth just starts spewing this foul language, I try to stop but its just keeps coming whenever I'm frustrated, annoyed, excited, angry ect...
Sometimes I embarass myself:$.

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I tried to do a handle check while riding my bike today. I guess it didn't feel "right" with the wind in my face and against my body and I reached back to check my handle.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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I still occasionally try to adjust my nuts, only to realize i had a sex change and no longer have nuts.



I think Adjusting my nuts is my favorite part of the day. Feels so good, just force em right where you want them.. :)



That's ok, she can adjust mine. :)
After a year without smoking, I still catch myself feeling in my pocket for a zippo whenever someone asks for a light....
It's your life, live it!
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I sometimes wake up in my own bed and think......"Wow....what hotel is this? It looks strange." :D:D



I heard this story about one of the guys in ZZTop:
They had been on tour for several months. One morning he woke up, picked up the phone for room service to order breakfast, but tried and tried, without getting an answer. He was getting really pissed until he realized he was home in his own bed.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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7 months smoke free, every time I get in my car, i still reach for a pack of smokes. a few weeks ago, i decided to put my sun glasses in that space, at least now when i reach, there's something there.

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

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