livendive 8 #51 July 16, 2004 Catastrophic failure of my pressure-suit during a routine space walk in another galaxy. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #52 July 16, 2004 QuoteSudden massive heart attack at age 90, when the jury finds me guilty of statutory rape. If at that age, I can convince 12 people beyond a reasonable doubt that 1) the underage female wanted to do it with me and 2) I was ABLE to complete the act I'll die a happy man! Harry, you're too funny. You wish.... Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #53 July 16, 2004 With dignity... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #54 July 16, 2004 Quotejumping out of the 2nd window of my supermodel (tennis star/ celebrity attorney/ movie star) girlfriend's house at the age of 102 when her jealous husband comes home and is on his way upstairs (about to walk in on us in the throws of passion). That sounds good, but I'd change it from "about to walk in on us in the throws of passion" to "about to walk into us after I just blew my load". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #55 July 16, 2004 A bomb wrapped around me at the local bank? JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #56 July 16, 2004 quick and painless.. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #57 July 16, 2004 I want to die with one woman sitting on my Johnson, one sitting on my face and one sitting on each hand!!!!! Hey you asked!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #58 July 17, 2004 I'd want a cheesy hollywood death. like the kind where the guy who just saved dozens of innocent lives is shot, and is laying in the arms of his hot wife, then he just smiles and dies. yeah that would be the way to go. ok either that or dieing while making the worlds oldest skydive. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #59 July 17, 2004 Trying to satisfy three women at once. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #60 July 17, 2004 As long as it's quick and I don't end up as a Darwin Award recipient, I don't really care._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newsstand 0 #61 July 17, 2004 Haven't been married to long have you? "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newsstand 0 #62 July 17, 2004 At 75 my Grandmother told me she was on borrowed time. She lived to 101 and was in good shape until about 99. At 95 it dawned on her that the doctors advice about not drinking was BS. Lets face it how much could it shorten her life even if she was a lush, which she was not. You just never know how long the whole thing will hold out. "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newsstand 0 #63 July 17, 2004 No guts no glory "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #64 July 17, 2004 with a naked hot chick on my naked,still thrusting body!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #65 July 17, 2004 Fuck you all, Im going down on the front page of 2067's Darwin Awards. That way i get lots of last laughs."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #66 July 17, 2004 QuoteHow would you like to die see that's the thing about life that i love.. it's gona suprise me and let me know someday.. untill then.....party like a rockstar.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #67 July 17, 2004 i would like to stay alive if its okay by you hopefuly it will be a fast dead whith out much panic Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #68 July 17, 2004 I want to die like my grandfather did...peacefully in his sleep...not screaming and yelling like his passengers. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #69 July 17, 2004 Shot by a jealous husband. In my 90's.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #70 July 17, 2004 I origionaly thought that it would be cool to die durring a sexual experience, but then I thought that might screw up who ever I was screwing. I'm still sticking with a hail of gunfire, while doing something heroic of coures, or possibly a big heist.---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #71 July 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteHow would you like to die see that's the thing about life that i love.. it's gona suprise me and let me know someday.. untill then.....party like a rockstar.... I like that attitude...... ~R+R...Now if only I could sing......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdfreefly 1 #72 July 17, 2004 you forgot the two sitting on your feet! Common man, dream big! Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allrightscud 0 #73 July 17, 2004 I'm immortal and no one has proved me wrong yet! No need to die! S'later Thomas Too much is never enough! All right scud? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #74 July 17, 2004 It really doesn't matter where, when, how or whatever when you die, as long as when it is over you can say,..........."What was that!" We won't really know till we get there.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #75 July 18, 2004 Quotejumping out of the 2nd window of my supermodel (tennis star/ celebrity attorney/ movie star) girlfriend's house at the age of 102 when her jealous husband comes home and is on his way upstairs (about to walk in on us in the throws of passion). In another 60 years, supermodel Carol Alt will be 105. You'll get that chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
