Glipazide 0 #1 July 20, 2004 Pat Buchanan To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American Dr. Seuss Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told. Ernest Hemingway To die. In the rain. Martin Luther King, Jr. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Jerry Falwell Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it--the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and simple as that. Grandpa In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. Aristotle It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Karl Marx It was a historical inevitability. Saddam Hussein This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ronald Reagan What chicken? Ken Starr I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the President of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the President's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Reverend Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.) Captain James T. Kirk To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Fox Mulder You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? Freud The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Bill Gates I have just released e-chicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of e-chicken. Einstein Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? Bill Clinton I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please? Louis Farrakhan The Road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. The Bible And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the Road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. (1 Chick 15:3-4) Colonel Sanders Did one get away?http://sexygirlabs.com/url] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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