Tuesday Funny

[bvsdjumper 0]

Avon lady alone on the elevator, cuts a little fart. She notices the elevator slowing down to pick up another person. She keeps her wits about her and reaches into her tote bag, pulls out Avon "Perfectly Pine" air freshener, gives a quick squirt in plenty of time before the door opens.

One guy gets on, and it doesn't take him long before he's looking around and sniffing.

Always the saleswoman, the Avon lady asks him "Do you smell something sir?"

"Why, yes. Yes I do."

Hoping for some product feedback, she asks "and just what does it smell like, sir?"

"It smells like somebody took a shit under a Christmas tree."



--Art

Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.

[Brains 2]

Thanks man, i needed that laugh.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.