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I got reeeeally drunk on the cruise ship on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. But I didn't fall overboard. The sea was really blue, like a sapphire. I was smoking Garcia Vegas on my balcony watching lightening hit the water. There were no dolphins chasing the ship. There was no crowd throwing confetti and streamers as we cast off, like 'Love Boat'. I drank a lot of champagne. Then I drank some more champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had some Maker's Mark and Coke...then I had another champagne.

Then I drank some more champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne. Then I had to go use the lil' girls room...Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne. Then I had a glass of champagne. Then I had another glass of champagne.

Then my bar tab was much too high...:$ but at least I couldn't feel the boat rocking. ;)B|

And I didn't see a single pink dolphin the whole trip. >:(
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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um everyone ..... can we take up a collection to send Lainey to the U.S. to visit ?



I'm thinking she'd rather keep her money and buy that new rig. ;):D

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And I didn't see a single pink dolphin the whole trip.



Hey stranger, sounds like you had fun.
And I could show you my pink dolphin.:)
After a couple Mimosas of course.



Much fun!!! :)that kind of pink dolphin...:$ well he was doing tricks for me throughout the cruise...>:(;)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Shut the fuck up Anvil, you useless JACKASS! Nobody invited you into this thread!

Oh...er...whatever...it's a topicless thread.

We nead a TOPless thread...vice a TOPICless thread...
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Shut the fuck up Anvil, you useless JACKASS! Nobody invited you into this thread!
Oh...er...whatever...it's a topicless thread.
We nead a TOPless thread...vice a TOPICless thread...
:S


yea let's change it to a topless thread..... nah that's over done.... you know me... i say bottomless ! Skychics only. Post your front side. We won't mind i swear.


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***I ate dog food once by mistake




I ate dog food once on purpose.............



I used to taste my cats dry food to see if it was tastey. Never had the nerve to taste the can food.



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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