Muppetdog 0 #1 July 20, 2004 What would MacGyver need to build a rig? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 July 20, 2004 550 chord, a gum wrapper, a ballpoint pen and his swiss army knife.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #3 July 20, 2004 3 inches of microline, 150 cubic feet of hydrogen and an industrial laser.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muppetdog 0 #4 July 20, 2004 I was thinking: -A Webber grill -A tooth brush -A pllow case -A pop tart -And some model glue Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #5 July 20, 2004 That would work...just don't ask him to build anything to get your dog out of the pound. He'll put his eye out. *wondering who will get the ref first*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #6 July 20, 2004 Duct tape and garbage bags. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #7 July 20, 2004 just his swiss army knife, his fat pilot mate Jack's shirt and belt and then hes got fat jack flying his plane. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 July 20, 2004 There is an additional qualifier. "Useable" There was a guy in 2000 in the Philippines who built his own. A blanket and some rope. He was despondent about his wife cheating on him and decided to hijack the airline for money. He had swim goggles and a ski mask. He was going to do it static line, but forgot a static line, so an airline attendant brought a window sash. Then he got to the door and hesitated so the attendant "assisted" him with a gentle push. They found his body when someone saw a hand sticking out of the ground. The "parachute" was found 3/4 mile away. Do you know that there is an Islamic extremest group in the Philippines called the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF)? Armed MILFs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #9 July 20, 2004 A tampon (unused), some hand lotion, and an empty 40oz bottle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #10 July 20, 2004 One set of drapes with rod and draw cord should do it. I see a base jump out of the same window he "borrowed" from. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #11 July 20, 2004 I would suggest: a blow torch a tarp and fishing line Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 July 20, 2004 "10 steps to safety" Building your own E - Rig You need: A navy "SeaBag" Some fiber optic cable Lighter An aluminum can An American Flag - (Garrison, not Post. We wouldn't want it to be unrealinstic and have him swooping.) 1) Tear the Aluminum can into pieces 2) Fasion a makeshift "Hot Knife" using the lighter and cut out patterns for the rig and the chute. 3) Take the fiber optic cable and weave it to make various sizes of thread and line. 4) take aluminum can and fasion a needle out of the remaining parts. 5) take newly made thread and line and complete the task - 6) look out window overlooking cliff 7) wait until at least 7 guys can see you 8) make a run for it and jump off the cliff 9) Container should start to rip and disintegrate aftyer an unexpected hard opening 10) Let container fall off of you as you run to safety on the beach 2000 feet below your captors.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 July 20, 2004 QuoteWhat would MacGyver need to build a rig? Depends, does he have a lot of time, or is he assembling it in freefall? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #14 July 20, 2004 QuoteThat would work...just don't ask him to build anything to get your dog out of the pound. He'll put his eye out. *wondering who will get the ref first* *wondering if it'll happen some time this week* lol, care to elaborate? I say a sheet of plywood, a wool sweater and a diaper would do it... what are we building again? Bongs? lol My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gerrcoin 0 #15 July 20, 2004 QuoteThat would work...just don't ask him to build anything to get your dog out of the pound. He'll put his eye out.*wondering who will get the ref first*Family Guy.classic episode that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 July 20, 2004 Everytime I've read this subject line today, I've thought, "That's what Brian Boitano'd do!". Damn song! McGuyver would just need a tablecloth, some fishing wire, some napkin rigs, and a burlap sack. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 July 20, 2004 LMAO. Sorry. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #19 July 21, 2004 QuoteFamily Guy. classic episode that. Noice!! Yup, that's it, you got it!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #20 July 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat would work...just don't ask him to build anything to get your dog out of the pound. He'll put his eye out. *wondering who will get the ref first* Family Guy. classic episode that. Dear MacGyver, Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw.. please save my dog Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
