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See, my non-BASE jumping mind thought "Ooh, roof sex with no video cameras". BASE-jumpers think otherwise. :D

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Maybe some base jumpers think roof sex with no cameras and then jump;)

Hi Sunny, wanna go base jumping?:D:D

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How did a conversation about poo in an elevator turn into one about building height vs. number of stories, anyway



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Just went to get on the elevator in my building (20 floors, 5 elevators)



What can I say, I can walk around poo if there's an open window :P

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Well, it's a little under 200'. I'm not a BASE jumper, but isn't that like out of your mind terrirtory?



You sure? High rise buildings often have 10 to 12 feet per floor........
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Damn!:o

The culprit's lucky it's not in Singapore - elevators have a sensor installed to detect urination (at least that was the biggest sanitary problem). Do your business and the elevator will jam. The police will then greet you after the elevator company rests it and the news crew will put your face on TV and the papers.
My other ride is the relative wind.

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Maybe some base jumpers think roof sex with no cameras and then jump

Hi Sunny, wanna go base jumping



And i even know how to pack a BASE rig. You definately want me around!! :$

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Maybe some base jumpers think roof sex with no cameras and then jump

Hi Sunny, wanna go base jumping



And i even know how to pack a BASE rig. You definately want me around!! :$



EXACTLYB| I hope you don't charge as much for a base pack job as you do a sport rig though.:ph34r:

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