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Yeah. Somebody needs to drunk dial me.

Hell, I'll even settle for a sober dial, since I'm already a bit tipsy. :D




YEAH!!!! That's what I wanna hear...:D:D:D...


~R+R>:(...Damn, I wish I were tipsy...:ph34r:...
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Ok, let me put it like this...the first person to request my number (via PM) gets a free case of beer (their choice) while I am at the WFFC...so who wants it?!?:o:D:ph34r::D:ph34r:




~R+R:)...Ok, this is gonna be fun...B|...just my luck no one asks for it...:S:$...
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I'm not gonna stoop that low, R+R, but if you would like to be added to my "multitude of choices to call while less than sober", send away!

I'll be heading out in a few minutes to work on a personal computer and drink extreme amounts of single malt scotch on the rocks.....
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Ok, let me put it like this...the first person to request my number (via PM) gets a free case of beer (their choice) while I am at the WFFC...so who wants it?!?:o:D:ph34r::D:ph34r:



WOOOOOOO! I won I won I won!!!!
*sticking tongue out at bytch* Nana nana boo boo :P;)

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Ok, let me put it like this...the first person to request my number (via PM) gets a free case of beer (their choice) while I am at the WFFC...so who wants it?!?:o:D:ph34r::D:ph34r:



WOOOOOOO! I won I won I won!!!!
*sticking tongue out at bytch* Nana nana boo boo :P;)






We have a winner folks...:D:D:D...



~R+R:)...Ok, so I am severely bored...;):P...
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Ok, let me put it like this...the first person to request my number (via PM) gets a free case of beer (their choice) while I am at the WFFC...so who wants it?!?:o:D:ph34r::D:ph34r:



WOOOOOOO! I won I won I won!!!!
*sticking tongue out at bytch* Nana nana boo boo :P;)






We have a winner folks...:D:D:D...



~R+R:)...Ok, so I am severely bored...;):P...



NO FAIR!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ok, let me put it like this...the first person to request my number (via PM) gets a free case of beer (their choice) while I am at the WFFC...so who wants it?!?:o:D:ph34r::D:ph34r:



WOOOOOOO! I won I won I won!!!!
*sticking tongue out at bytch* Nana nana boo boo :P;)






We have a winner folks...:D:D:D...



~R+R:)...Ok, so I am severely bored...;):P...



NO FAIR!




Gotta be quicker on the draw...:D:D:D...


~R+RB|
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I know what I need.. I need to get laid again....it's been 13 hours......





ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D...Yeah...well, I need to get laid again, but it's been...hell, I'm not saying how long!:o



~R+R:) WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!....I need______! ( you figure it out>:()
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I know what I need.. I need to get laid again....it's been 13 hours......





ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D...Yeah...well, I need to get laid again, but it's been...hell, I'm not saying how long!:o



~R+R:) WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!....I need to Ride The Turtle! ( you figure it out>:()



There - Fixed it for ya.:o:):P:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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omg... that was the most dangerous question one year during a winter training cycle in korea... you simply had no idea what was going to get said next..

my personal fave

"....a gut wrenching blowjob, you know the kind where you cum so hard you can't help puking on her head...." :$

closely followed by the way we'd answer our cell phones for trouble calls

"what are you wearing"

"i really dont want to know...."
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I really only like talking to you while i'm lost in the grocery store looking for ground beef....



LMFAO!!!!

I remember that phone call! I was sooo drunk and you were soooo sober!

Funnier was the one I dialed after you - he was in the middle of dinner with his parents. :o:ph34r:

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I know what I need.. I need to get laid again....it's been 13 hours......





ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D...Yeah...well, I need to get laid again, but it's been...hell, I'm not saying how long!:o



~R+R:) WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!....I need to Ride The Turtle! ( you figure it out>:()



There - Fixed it for ya.:o:):P:P





BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D I just read that...you are hilarious...:D:ph34r::D:ph34r:B|...



~R+R:)...Whoa...I got a DD by a fake southerner:ph34r:, and a Turtle...:o
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Some good drugs...anyone have a 'prescription' they aren't using for some street drugs?? :P;):ph34r:




ACME...you crack me up...:D:D:D...



~R+R:)....Well, I'm waiting everyone...:oB|;):P...
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Does anyone want a sober dial? I'm not allowed to drink.:(




Man, I wish you had mentioned that earlier...my cell is dead...and I am using the phone line...I have dial-up...:SB|...


~R+R:)...Don't worry...I'll PM you the details...:ph34r:
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