Male menopause

[lawrocket 3]

I've decided from my observation that there are certain symptoms that I believe can be explained by the male menopause. It is during this time that men seem to feel less manly, and as a result decide that they must display their manhood.

One of these symptoms is the hot sports car. We've all seen it - the 35-45 year old notices some thinning hair. Decides a baseball cap should cover it nicely, and said baseball cap would look best on the chrome dome if placed in a convertible Porsche. (late model Corvettes seem to be the choice round Fresno)

Another one is an interest in Tommy Bahama clothing. We've all seen them - the bermuda shorts and hawaiian shirt, leaving just a hint of grey chest hair showing whilst the he-hooters are visibly saggy and the loose shirt is tighter around the midsection.

Finally, the rampant talk of sexual conquest. Maybe they just got divorced, but to hear them talk you'd think these fellas were Ron Jeremy or John Holmes. They go to the hip clubs and spend time attempting to buy drinks for the young hotties. Often, they are left to go to a strip club and pay the dancer for a half hour of chit chat. (One of these fellows, also known as my ex boss, was fond of these activities - especially a truly messed up thing called "hostess dancing")

Am I wrong? Am I missing any?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Unstable 9]

I'm confused - How is this any different than a Middle-Age Crisis??

I can't wait until I hit that point.... I won't be cool, but I'll Think that I am - I'll be happy!!

=========Shaun ==========

[happythoughts 0]

I had the hot sports car when I was 19 and had the money.

[Squeak 17]

male menopause ussually happen MUCH later in life, you are refering to a "mid-life crissis"

BTW Get Fugged I'm 41 and I'm NOTHING like that

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[happythoughts 0]

It is all about the definition of happiness in life and how much of life is enjoyed.

When guys are 18, they are hanging around with friends, no responsibilities, lots of free time. Then, they are 25, with a job, responsibilities, no time to hang with friends. At 30, life is just responsibilities.

At 35, the re-evaluation.
"I've worked for 15 years and I have twice as many left to work. Yep, 30 more."
The question: "Is this all there is to life?"

It is the middle of his life and it is a crisis. It is the realization that you are a donkey, tied to a turnstile, grinding wheat, and walking pointlessly in a circle.

The answer: "I need to rediscover what made me happy and unload all the bs."

It is the solution to a lot. Failing marriages have the same solution. Go back and try and figure out why we were happy in the first place.

There is a midlife crisis for women, but it usually happens around 27/28. Same question too.