Pammi 0 #1 July 22, 2004 I heard something on the radio this morning I thought was bogus, but apparently isn't. It has these two women chatting about how they want a rich guy to come 'sweep them off their feet' then an announcer comes on and says that there's this 'self-made millionnaire' moving to the area who wants to meet people here 'since he doesn't know anyone'. Gives a website, 1-800 number and everything! Wonder what kind of women he'll hear from? His dog is cute but I think there might be a reason there isn't a close-up of his face. Roberts World 2004 I think someone should call him just to see what happens! If you DO hook up, share the wealth! Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #2 July 22, 2004 Ok, so who's seen Ghost World? I think some dz.com lady should send him an email and then report back anything interesting she finds to the forums. ~~Boy, I'm just a little post whore today...~~ "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #3 July 22, 2004 Hmm... gives me an idea: ElvisiosWorld2004. It would be website about how I'm an unemployed bum looking for a young hottie millionairess to take care of me. Would it work? Elvisio "might make a good reality show" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 July 22, 2004 So, Pammi, how'd you word you e-mail?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 July 22, 2004 QuoteHmm... gives me an idea: ElvisiosWorld2004. It would be website about how I'm an unemployed bum looking for a young hottie millionairess to take care of me. Would it work? Elvisio "might make a good reality show" Rodriguez My hopes for finding a wife are dashed now that www.jailbabes.com is gone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #6 July 22, 2004 QuoteSo, Pammi, how'd you word you e-mail? Haha! Well, no mention of Merrick of course! I'll snag the guy, then keep Merrick on the side as a well-kept boy-toy! I think he'd enjoy that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 July 22, 2004 Quotekeep Merrick on the side as a well-kept boy-toy! I think he'd enjoy that no duh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #8 July 22, 2004 If he is a millionaire, he can afford a better website! That house looks like any other house in my neighborhood, and I'm no millionaire. But I guess if its just him and the dog, that is plenty of house. .. I wonder if hes got a pool? .. oh well I'm too old for him anyway, he specified 18-25 yr olds. I hope he is moving to a college town. What a retard... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #9 July 23, 2004 he looks like a kinda fat guy who wants to get some hot young chicks who are interested in only money. i'm sure he find someone eventually MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 July 23, 2004 Why does Robert talk in the third person? Imagine my dismay at realizing that not only am I too old for him, I'm old enough to be the mother of his dates! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #11 July 23, 2004 Quotehe looks like a kinda fat guy who wants to get some hot young chicks who are interested in only money. i'm sure he find someone eventually See, that's what being rich gets you: a nice price break. He'd have to pay a lot more for a lot less if he, you know, "paid for it." -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #12 July 23, 2004 Beware the man who's only photo of himself is him hiding his pudgy body behind his bling-mobile..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #13 July 23, 2004 Hmm, If I were him, doing this would attract exactly the WRONG type of girls.... I would hide my wealth and find somebody who loves me for who I am, then suprise them... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #14 July 23, 2004 I'll take his dog off his hands. She's cute! And I could use some good company. But, what's with the "Hi, I'm a millionaire, here's my big house on lots of land and fine car. Oh, and my name's Robert. Love me. Or just sleep with me if you're hot. Thanks." Actually, this is my vision. "Hey, bro...take a picture of me behind this ferrari. Cool, thanks...now let me take a pic of a huge house, upload it, say I'm a millionaire and see how many chicks I can scam with my $5000 limit mastercard." Or something like that. Give or take a little insanity. (Can you say "compensating" for a LITTLE something?) Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #15 July 23, 2004 hes a millionaire, but he hosts his website on free space? of course... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #16 July 23, 2004 Dude must be hard up. What a loser. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #17 July 23, 2004 QuoteWhy does Robert talk in the third person? Imagine my dismay at realizing that not only am I too old for him, I'm old enough to be the mother of his dates! We both may be old enough to be the mother's of his dates, but you know he couldn't handle it that is why he wants them so young. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 July 23, 2004 QuoteWe both may be old enough to be the mother's of his dates, but you know he couldn't handle it that is why he wants them so young. I've got a t-shirt that says "Tell your mom I said 'hi' ". I am unsure who it is supposed to offend, but I think there is something for everyone in that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #19 July 23, 2004 I like the shirt that says, "My other ride is your mother." "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #20 July 23, 2004 QuoteRobert is looking for attractive, intellegent females, ages 18 to 25. Look at the spelling of the word "intelligent" on Robert's homepage! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #21 July 23, 2004 QuoteI like the shirt that says, "My other ride is your mother." Blahhahaha...that's hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
