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Sigh. What a waste. If I had a coin worth that much money, I'd cash that baby in for some shoes and jewelry. Oh, yes, and a day at the spa complete with a manicure, pedicure, and massage. Oh, the possibilites.





SERIOUSLY, though. With that kind of money, I'd make a date with a skyvan. 55 times. Or something like that. ;)
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WARNING
pop-ups ahead



not if you install this:

toolbar.google.com/



Not if you use this either:

http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/

I installed this last week, and I tell ya, I shoulda done this a loooong time ago. Well, a bit ago at least.
It's your life, live it!
Karma
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And in the local news, Cape Town Police has reported a 500% increase in parking meter theft over the last two days.
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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This reminds me of a friend who went to the Para-Ski meet one year. (Now bear in mind this happened many years ago before credit cards were as common.)

Tom had decided to take only cash for the trip. Upon arriving at his hotel, the clerk warned him there had been a rash of room burglaries. Not wanting to walk around with all that cash on him, he figured out a good place to hide it in his room, where no thief would think of looking. Cut to next day...

Tom is making his first competition jump. A moment after activating his main, he had a sudden flash of "OH, SHIT!!!!" Yes, he had a nice opening and even got a brief glimpse of some of the currency as it drifted off over the mountains. That's right, he had tucked the cash under a closing flap of his main.

His wife, (who had already opposed his spending money on the trip), was even less happy when he called her, begging for her to wire him money to get home.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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So let me get this straight... someone handed this woman a coin worth $1000, so she put it in her CHANGE JAR?

Wow.

How do you get a blonde to give up $1000?
Make her park at a meter.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

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I can see the argument now -

"YOU DID WHAT?"
But honey - it's so small, and I didn't have my glasses on"

HOW?
"I said, I didn't see it"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS"
"Look asshole - if you hadn't have come home 15 minutes late last night then this wouldn't hav happened! It's all YOUR fault!"

end of conversation -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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These types of comments indicate "relationship baggage". Trying to infer the probable actions of unknown others based on your personal past.

A good psychologist or bartender will allow you to vent these harmful feelings. I recommend the bartender because the psychologist won't let you drink during sessions. :)

Drinking has helped me solve my old problems and move on to the creation of a vast array of new ones.
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"Look asshole - if you hadn't have come home 15 minutes late last night then this wouldn't hav happened! It's all YOUR fault!"



THAT'S A TRUE WOMAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, so true. :D
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I can see the argument now -

"YOU DID WHAT?"
But honey - it's so small, and I didn't have my glasses on"

HOW?
"I said, I didn't see it"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS"
"Look asshole - if you hadn't have come home 15 minutes late last night then this wouldn't hav happened! It's all YOUR fault!"

end of conversation -



bwaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!!! :D
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:D :D

In my younger years I was involved with medicinal herbs. :) At some point, I thought it was a good idea to hide it out of the sight of my roommate... in a new, really cool spot.

Far as I can tell, that is where it remains today. That spot was so good that I never found it again. :S



Something tells me you may have descended from squirrels.
Or that your roommate was just smart enough not to tell you when he found it.;)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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:D :D

In my younger years I was involved with medicinal herbs. :) At some point, I thought it was a good idea to hide it out of the sight of my roommate... in a new, really cool spot.

Far as I can tell, that is where it remains today. That spot was so good that I never found it again. :S



Something tells me you may have descended from squirrels.
Or that your roommate was just smart enough not to tell you when he found it.;)



Or perhaps he SMOKED IT!!! :D:D:D
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