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TO WOMEN: Pet peeves about men..........

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Ok, I'll bite. I can't stand men who expect sex, etc. in return for something nice they've done for you.



HEY - I was nice to you just last weekend too!>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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moth eaten underwear!



What is the deal with that?

When I go to VS, all they have is little lacey goodies, mmmmm! Holes all over that stuff. Tiny thongs.

I've been saving all my old holey underwear to use as a cutting pattern for my new line of mens sexy lingerie. It's the same principle, right? :ph34r:

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I've been saving all my old holey underwear to use as a cutting pattern for my new line of mens sexy lingerie. It's the same principle, right? :ph34r:



:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:...omg...I'm crying here. This is sooo freakin funny. I was sooo completely confused with the "moss eaten ripped underwear" comments...

I am still confused, but the confusion has turned into hysterical laughter...:ph34r: My belly aches...lmao.

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Another pet peeve I have is when you tell a guy to use little circles and instead he goes from side to side. I mean really! I said little circles! What's so freakin hard about that? You asked me what I liked and I told you! Jeez. They always seem to think they know a better way.

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Another pet peeve I have is when you tell a guy to use little circles and instead he goes from side to side. I mean really! I said little circles! What's so freakin hard about that? You asked me what I liked and I told you! Jeez. They always seem to think they know a better way.



HOW many times do I have to apologize for that - I said I couldn't hear you - next time I'm wearing headphones and giving you a microphone - those legs just block out too much sound.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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HOW many times do I have to apologize for that - I said I couldn't hear you - next time I'm wearing headphones and giving you a microphone - those legs just block out too much sound.




I was talking about back massages you perv!

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HOW many times do I have to apologize for that - I said I couldn't hear you - next time I'm wearing headphones and giving you a microphone - those legs just block out too much sound.




I was talking about back massages you perv!



Oh! I thought you were talking about waxing the car and you were some kind of zen-ninja-trainer or something.

"Stinkin' kids...I told you wax on, wax off, no side-to-side".

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HOW many times do I have to apologize for that - I said I couldn't hear you - next time I'm wearing headphones and giving you a microphone - those legs just block out too much sound.




I was talking about back massages you perv!




Liar!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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To the ladies....

Not all men lose stuff, not all men expect sex, and some can actually organize. B|

I saw a bumper sticker this morning that said.........

"Not all men are fools, they are Bachelors.":P

Joe



You are such a neat freak, Joe!:D If I moved something an INCH out of place, you KNEW it! :oUnbelievable! But I suppose it was better than being a pig:D





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