mailin 0 #1 July 27, 2004 The sensitive guy Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack. Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?" "Steve's wife gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer." Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'" She said, "'No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?" JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #2 July 27, 2004 OMG Thanks for the laugh~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #3 July 27, 2004 You have way too much time on your hands today.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 July 27, 2004 Shit, I'd have gone for block tickets. Well, it IS A SURE THING.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #5 July 27, 2004 nah... I don't have enough time so I'm procrastinating until someone gets mad JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 July 27, 2004 QuoteShit, I'd have gone for block tickets. Well, it IS A SURE THING. ???? Sorry, I'm not following youMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 July 27, 2004 You would wouldn't you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 July 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteShit, I'd have gone for block tickets. Well, it IS A SURE THING. ???? Sorry, I'm not following you DUH! ......."That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer." Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'" She said, "'No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?" All you have to do is insert "Block Tickets" when you see "Six-pack"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #9 July 27, 2004 OH! Got it. Really, I'm not blond.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #10 July 27, 2004 hehe You'll have to excuse Mary, she's waiting for the coffee to kick in JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #11 July 27, 2004 QuoteOH! Got it. Really, I'm not blond. Well, from your avatar you look like a red head...... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #12 July 27, 2004 Hell, I already drank half the pot, and got the dogs walked. You would think I was awake. Guess not. My mind must be on me leaving tomorrow for the rest of my vacationHey SkyBytch: Ya see this? I leave tomorrowMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #13 July 27, 2004 ya ya ya.... rub it in why don't ya? I'll be expecting many late night calls! Especially if its April doing it JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #14 July 27, 2004 Quoteya ya ya.... rub it in why don't ya? I'll be expecting many late night calls! Especially if its April doing it Jen ....waaaaaaaait for it!!!........~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #15 July 27, 2004 If you keep your phone charged, you'll get some calls. But, be warned, once you get April on the phone and going, you won't get off. Just ask Turtle. RoadRash: I dye my blond hair to redMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #16 July 27, 2004 I'm forwarned! JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 July 27, 2004 Quotenah... I don't have enough time so I'm procrastinating until someone gets mad Jen Try to spend a lot of time PWing on dz.com. When someone walks in, leave your fingers on the keyboard as if you are about to complete your vital communication as soon as this nincompoop quits interrupting you. Respond with "...it's one of my priorities." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 July 27, 2004 QuoteIf you keep your phone charged, you'll get some calls. But, be warned, once you get April on the phone and going, you won't get off. Just ask Turtle. RoadRash: I dye my blond hair to red No, I got off.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #19 July 27, 2004 I'm forwarned! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You misspelled 'toast' ~~ Mary, I'll call her right before I hook up with Ralph!! (and WHY did you say 'just ask Turtle'?? He's probably STILL typing!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 July 27, 2004 QuoteI'm forwarned! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You misspelled 'toast' ~~ I believe there is only one word that is consistently spelled wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #21 July 27, 2004 Quoteand WHY did you say 'just ask Turtle'?? Cause the only thing I really remember about that DD we gave you, was you going on and on. I had to pee, so I gave the phone to Turtle. Hours later, he handed it back to me, and it was you still on the other endMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #22 July 27, 2004 Yep, but she's really entertaining! JeArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 July 27, 2004 See, I told ou I got off. She also Talked to Aggiedave, Redassskychick, Tspillers, PLF, MFDammit, and a few others that are there in the memories, but just too foggy. But I DID get off. The Phone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #24 July 27, 2004 She also Talked to Aggiedave, Redassskychick, Tspillers, PLF, MFDammit, and a few others that are there in the memories, but just too foggy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ummm..I only talked to one other guy and I think it was Dave (pain meds kickin' in). How much fog DID you drink before you DD'ed me?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #25 July 27, 2004 QuoteHey SkyBytch: Ya see this? I leave tomorrow Shewill only be a few days behind ya We should have her at SDC to complete the Trio Sat night SDC will never be the same She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
