The ultimate sperm count

[skydivingchad 0]

So, half way through the festivities in bed, my wife and I wondered just how many gallons of sexual byproduct I produced after the last 18 months of being together. So, here's how...

Assume 2 tablespoons per session (or 1 oz for non US residents)

And there are 256 tablespoons per gallon.

So figure out amount in your life, amount with a current partner (or amount with kittens, sheep, badgers, other animal of choice, or various blow up characters, or the ever popular hand), or average per year.

Our total for 18 months is about 4 gallons.

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[Nightingale 0]

If you were wondering that HALFWAY THROUGH, you've gotta be doing something wrong... I mean, if you're actually able to think about stuff like that rationally and...*GASP*... do MATH in bed...!

[Squeak 17]

2 Tablespoons per session sound a bit high.
Moreover, if your sessions are daily the count will be down on each session.
You need about 3 days to briong sperm levels back up to full

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Or, you could count the condoms in the river the way some other people on this forum do...



mh

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[skydivingchad 0]

Math in bed?? Hell no!! I figured that out at work the next day And we definitely are not doing anything wrong!

Mrs. Chad

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Pelt Head #3

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And we definitely are not doing anything wrong!

How will we know if you don't post video?

(I can't believe I just posted that -- it slipped out!)

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[Tonto 1]

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Assume 2 tablespoons per session (or 1 oz for non US residents)

2 tablespoons is WAY out for a daily amount. If you're producing 2 tablespoons - you've missed your calling - which would be drowning pornstars.

Work on one teaspoon. (Thats 10 ml for non US residents. Like we know what the fuck an oz is!)

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[feuergnom 29]

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2 tablespoons is WAY out for a daily amount. If you're producing 2 tablespoons - you've missed your calling - which would be drowning pornstars.

maybe that's what he's doing for a living?

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[happythoughts 0]

According to some sources, it's about 3cc. However, if someone can come up with 2 tbl sp, they need to head to a sperm bank. I hear you get a free toaster when you hit a quart. Personally, I'd like to get the tv.

Math is a bad idea though. Never discuss "multiply" in bed.

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According to some sources, it's about 3cc. However, if someone can come up with 2 tbl sp, they need to head to a sperm bank. I hear you get a free toaster when you hit a quart. Personally, I'd like to get the tv.

Math is a bad idea though. Never discuss "multiply" in bed.

"Where's Fred?"

"He died trying for the coffee table."



mh

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Math is a bad idea though. Never discuss "multiply" in bed.

Language/grammar is much better. Nothing wrong
with conjugating in bed.

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