What do you think about a skydiver that stiffs a rigger?

[skybytch 273]

Whoa. Somebody really did that to you Mike? How could anyone stoop so low?

I think you should out this person. Right here. Right now. And then let nature take it's course.

Mob justice. Yeah.





yup... you own him.... just like in prison baby...

[Nightingale 0]

That's awful!

[sid 1]

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Several months latter they have a mal and take a ride on that reserve and in fact they call you and tell you how fast and on heading the reserve opened. !

Mike - if that opened that way - shouldn't YOU be buying beer - JUST KIDDIN' see you soon

Pete Draper,

Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right?

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the skydiver stiffs you! . . . . I own their ass like a prison bitch! What do you think should be done to this skydiver and please be creative?

I'm guessing that we need to define the paramaters of the relationship a bit further first.

Or perhaps define "stiff"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Remster 30]

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Or perhaps define "stiff"

Yeah... me thinks there is more to this story then NJ is telling!

Remster

[nws01 0]

I got stiffed out of a few hundred once by a skydiver. I confronted the person after a year because Iw anted to give them ample time to pay me back and I never got it. In fact, the person lied to me and said they paid me.

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the skydiver stiffs you! . . . . I own their ass like a prison bitch! What do you think should be done to this skydiver and please be creative?

I'm guessing that we need to define the paramaters of the relationship a bit further first.

Or perhaps define "stiff"

In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

Lessee -
2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks -
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Fast 0]

I like the pull silver on a nice blue sky saturday morning idea.

~D
Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me.
Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Mike, I'm betting that the bottle of Captain Morgan will be in your possession by the end of the day, especially if he's read the dz.commer ideas as the alternative to "paying up" --Geez, these guys are brutal!

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[Casie 0]

Mike....I can't believe this happened. I'm sure you'll get your hands on YOUR bottle soon enough. These ideas are freakin hilarious!

Hope all is well!

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Here’s the deal. You are a rigger and you pack a friend’s reserve for free. Several months latter they have a mal and take a ride on that reserve and in fact they call you and tell you how fast and on heading the reserve opened. You not only repack the reserve for free but you also replace the pilot cute and freebag that they lost for free also. You tell them all they owe you is a bottle of Captain Morgan (for the reserve ride) that you will use to make free rum runners for fellow skydivers.

And now the good part, the skydiver stiffs you! What do you think about a skydiver that does this? I say I own their ass like a prison bitch! What do you think should be done to this skydiver and please be creative?

And yes this person is still my friend I'm just busting their chops because I can!

GIMME A BREAK!! I'll tell you what you do! You get a new friend...named Acme...and pack her reserve. Then she'll buy you any alcohol you want!!

My rigger is MIA, and I'm coming up on a repack due...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[PhillyKev 0]

I say you reposess the pilot chute and freebag, but don't tell them.

Harsh, but effective.

[fireflytx 0]

GO FOR THE SILVER HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[crwmike 0]

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Here’s the deal. You are a rigger and you pack a friend’s reserve for free. Several months latter they have a mal and take a ride on that reserve and in fact they call you and tell you how fast and on heading the reserve opened. You not only repack the reserve for free but you also replace the pilot cute and freebag that they lost for free also. You tell them all they owe you is a bottle of Captain Morgan (for the reserve ride) that you will use to make free rum runners for fellow skydivers.

And now the good part, the skydiver stiffs you! What do you think about a skydiver that does this? I say I own their ass like a prison bitch! What do you think should be done to this skydiver and please be creative?

And yes this person is still my friend I'm just busting their chops because I can!

Depends. Why were you doing the free work and providing free gear for him (her?)???

Michael

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

Lessee -
2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks -
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!

Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish?


~R+R...That's a new one on me...

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

Lessee -
2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks -
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!

Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish?


~R+R...That's a new one on me...

Wow! If that's the case, RR...go for it!

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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And now the good part, the skydiver stiffs you! What do you think about a skydiver that does this? I say I own their ass like a prison bitch! What do you think should be done to this skydiver and please be creative?

Me thinks you left out part of the story....the part about payment in Ramtool....least thats what I was told when I asked the poor dear....
Course I'll pay you the Morgan just to see the look on the blokes face! Bwahhhhhhhhh

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I guess your friend doesn't realize what a good freind you are to her. Anyhoo, the situation sucks. Hope she buys that bottle for you after all.

Interesting that it was assumed the person in question is female...why is that?

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

Lessee -
2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks -
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!

Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish?


~R+R...That's a new one on me...

Wow! If that's the case, RR...go for it!

Damn straight!!!...Hell, if it's some sort of kinky turn on...I'll even buy 3 or 4 bottles......

~R+R...Or maybe 5 or 6...who's bringing the glasses? I might as well share......

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

Lessee -
2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks -
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!

Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish?


~R+R...That's a new one on me...

Wow! If that's the case, RR...go for it!

Damn straight!!!...Hell, if it's some sort of kinky turn on...I'll even buy 3 or 4 bottles......

~R+R...Or maybe 5 or 6...who's bringing the glasses? I might as well share......

Do I get any say in who you share with?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

Lessee -
2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks -
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!

Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish?


~R+R...That's a new one on me...

Wow! If that's the case, RR...go for it!

Damn straight!!!...Hell, if it's some sort of kinky turn on...I'll even buy 3 or 4 bottles......

~R+R...Or maybe 5 or 6...who's bringing the glasses? I might as well share......

Do I get any say in who you share with?

What if I promise there will be several ladies who will be partaking of said champagne bottles?

~R+R......

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.