Nightingale 0 #1 July 28, 2004 someone post something funny or cute or something that'll distract me and make me smile...please? even one of those mindless computer games would help. Life really kinda feels like its sucking right now and I need a distraction because there's nothing I can do to help the situation beyond what I've already done and I'm not sure I even helped any at all. I need to stop thinking. sigh. sorry. I'm not making much sense am I? Life just doesn't make a whole lot of sense sometimes, I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #2 July 28, 2004 Well I am feeling pretty bummed since my cat went missing... probably why I am post-whoring so much on the boards I belong to... Here is a lame pic that made me laugh back in the day. Cheer up! NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #3 July 28, 2004 Hey Kris, "Life is like a rollercoaster" has to be one of the most cliched sayings but it can be so true sometimes. Don't have anything funny to post to make you feel better but i am sending major happy thoughts and love and light your way. Stay strong. Pity we didn't get to meet at Perris on Sunday Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #4 July 28, 2004 Hi!! Turn on Comedy Central, Chapelle's show is on now. I laugh my ass off everytime I watch it. Works for me!! Sorry, that's the best I could do in a rush. I hope things get better for you!!! Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 July 28, 2004 QuoteLife just doesn't make a whole lot of sense sometimes, I guess. Nope, but the weekend is just around the corner....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #6 July 28, 2004 Yeah, life really can suck at times. My job has gone from something to a place where I enjoy to a place where I consider walking in front of a bus to avoid. So, I know all about needing a laugh.... My friend sent this to me, and it made me giggle! http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=this_land&preplay=1There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #7 July 28, 2004 ...::hugs::... Hey, I have had one of those days too...I am pretty much fed up with everything...I am ready to move away, move on, and start a whole new life...but I have to wait another month and a half and save every penny...except what I put aside for WFFC... My advice: Take a warm bath with lavender salts and maybe some bubbles, and just relax...sometimes that helps me...and sometimes a very large Jack and Coke does the trick...... Feel better...~Robyn~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JVig 0 #8 July 28, 2004 I know how you are feeling hon....to some extent......here is major hugs coming your way..... >>>>>>>>>>>HUGS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< .......................HUGS.......................................... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HUGS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, -------------------------------------------------- Just remember.....if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 July 28, 2004 Well, you asked for it... Subject: Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible." "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #10 July 28, 2004 Quote Nope, but the weekend is just around the corner.... yeah... but Icarus probably isn't going to see it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 July 28, 2004 This one is even better... Subject: Drivers License A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 July 28, 2004 QuoteQuote Nope, but the weekend is just around the corner.... yeah... but Icarus probably isn't going to see it. Sorry to hear that. Gee if I'd have known that was the problem I wouldn't have posted a parrot joke... Sorry, I just happen to have a ton of that kind.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 July 28, 2004 www.mohsye.com/nu5va/diving.html Monkey Diving!Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 July 28, 2004 Oh. Well with out sounding harsh if possible, that's part of the world. The effort and caring that you as well as many others is sign that there is good left in the world. Enjoy your life now, and be satisfied that you made the effort. It's more than many would have.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #15 July 28, 2004 the parrot joke made me smile. thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 July 28, 2004 I have had a few of those days this month so i'm sending some hugs your way. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 July 28, 2004 Kris, Here's a big ole cyber hug! That is if you can stand one from a Republican. If not, I'll keep my distance.Hang in there, _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #18 July 28, 2004 couple of my best friends are republican, despite my best efforts. I won't hold it against ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #19 July 28, 2004 JACKASS hugs to you. Hope you are feeling better. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #20 July 28, 2004 Kris, so sorry that you are feeling down. From the posts I gather it has to do with Icarus. Though I don't know you well, from talking with you and reading your posts you seem like a very sensitive, caring person. Those seem to be the type of people who get hurt easily. Don't beat yourself up. You did what you could, and more than most people would have done. If there were more people like you the world would be a better place. So please try to cheer up and be happy that you are a good person and did what you could. Major hugs to you.Evelyn Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 July 28, 2004 Awe Kris, don't get too sad.Your efforts are touching. You guys are great for trying so hard. Be the songbird that you are and sing a song. Icarus is in your heart he is blessed. You are in ours so you are too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #22 July 28, 2004 Icarus updates are in the thread about her... send vibes her way, k? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #23 July 28, 2004 Sometimes, Kris, there is only so much that we can do about any given situation. And so one of the hardest lessons in the world, second only to forgiveness, is moving on. No, not forgetting. Not that. And not excusing. But moving forward, blowing away the crap that accumulates, and moving to the next thing, which may only be an extension of the first thing...but it's movement. And while we are both on our own rough, treacherous roads, we can walk down it together...all right? You are not alone. And you have the power to reach out. Keep using it, whatever the situation, and keep moving forward. Because that's the only time we fail - when we stop moving on. Hugs, Kris. Hang in there. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #25 July 28, 2004 Hugs!Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
