turtlespeed 226 #1 July 29, 2004 Did you ever wish you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers"? > Check out these gems from the TV series... > > SAM: "What's shaking Norm?" NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." > > SAM: "What's new Normie?" NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." > > SAM: "What'd you like Normie?" NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer." > > SAM: "What'll you have Normie?" NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm." NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky." > > SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper." > > WOODY: "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "The Bobsie twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." > > WOODY: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." NORM: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here." > > SAM: "Beer, Norm?" NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." > > SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?" NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." > > WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "Poor." WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that." NORM: "No, I mean pour." > > SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?" NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." > > SAM: "What's going down, Normie?" NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." > > WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty." > > WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." > > SAM: "What's the story, Norm?" NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." > > WOODY: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody." > > WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?" WOODY: "For a beer?" NORM: "No, for stupid questions." > > SAM: "What's up, Norm?" NORM: "My nipples!! It's cold out there!" > > NORM: "I'll have a beer Sammy". SAM: "Don't you think it's a little early Norm, it's only 11!" NORM: "Yeah you're right Sammy, float a Corn Flake in it!" True bravery is: Arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 July 29, 2004 That was cute.. made me smile.Thanks for posting it Turtle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #3 July 29, 2004 You are welcome your Nekkidness.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #4 July 29, 2004 QuoteYou are welcome your Nekkidness. I think you have me confused with the other Kitty.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #5 July 29, 2004 Any kitty will do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #6 July 29, 2004 QuoteArriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Night after night, a guy comes home loaded. His wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up in a Satan outfit and hides behind the couch. When he comes in, she leaps up and says, "I'm here for your soul. Repent your evil ways or I'm taking you to the eternal flames tonight." The man replies, "I ain't scared of you after living with your sister all this time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #7 July 29, 2004 QuoteAny kitty will do. (pointing finger) SLUT!!!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #8 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteAny kitty will do. (pointing finger) SLUT!!! At least he has high standards.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #9 July 29, 2004 Every man is a good ol Slut at heart - Me - I'm just a very picky SlutI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #10 July 29, 2004 QuoteEvery man is a good ol Slut at heart - Me - I'm just a very picky Slut And some of us aren't even picky Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #11 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteEvery man is a good ol Slut at heart - Me - I'm just a very picky Slut And some of us aren't even picky DOH!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 226 #3 July 29, 2004 You are welcome your Nekkidness.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 July 29, 2004 QuoteYou are welcome your Nekkidness. I think you have me confused with the other Kitty.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 July 29, 2004 Any kitty will do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 July 29, 2004 QuoteArriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Night after night, a guy comes home loaded. His wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up in a Satan outfit and hides behind the couch. When he comes in, she leaps up and says, "I'm here for your soul. Repent your evil ways or I'm taking you to the eternal flames tonight." The man replies, "I ain't scared of you after living with your sister all this time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #7 July 29, 2004 QuoteAny kitty will do. (pointing finger) SLUT!!!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #8 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteAny kitty will do. (pointing finger) SLUT!!! At least he has high standards.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 July 29, 2004 Every man is a good ol Slut at heart - Me - I'm just a very picky SlutI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #10 July 29, 2004 QuoteEvery man is a good ol Slut at heart - Me - I'm just a very picky Slut And some of us aren't even picky Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteEvery man is a good ol Slut at heart - Me - I'm just a very picky Slut And some of us aren't even picky DOH!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
