pop 0 #1 July 29, 2004 The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two, Destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made is way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won hands down!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 July 29, 2004 how come Watchdog didn't post this one ?? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #3 July 29, 2004 Damn, that's funnier than the joke!!! DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #4 July 29, 2004 lol good stuff her is getting him self banned... so he is busy at the moment-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #5 July 30, 2004 Hey that sounds like my dad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 July 30, 2004 As Turtle would say: Don't Tuck with Fexas! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
