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hey it's 4:20

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I just realized you quoted him in your sig line.
Yes I AM that slow
LOL



Well, it is 4:20 where you are...

Yeah, I love that line "I don't think so scooter...and I was wrong...":P
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Yeah, I love that line "I don't think so scooter...and I was wrong..."



Or, " I don't know how many of them it would have taken to kick my ass. . . but i knew how many they were gonna use.":D:D:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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" How far will this plane go on one engine"

" all the way to the scene of the crash, hell we'll probably beat the paramedics by 45 minutes"
That shit is classic:D



That reminds me of a joke.

An engine goes out on a trans-atlantic passenger flight. The pilot says on the intercom: "I apologize for the invconvenience, but with only three engines, our trip will take 9 hours, not 8 hours."

A few minutes later another engine goes out.

"I'm sorry again folks, but with two engines, our trip will now take 10 hours."

A third engine goes down, but the pilot is reasurring. "Folks, the third engine just went dead. Everything is safe and we can absolutely make our destination without any problems. It will just take another hour."

Just then a passenger leans over to his wife and says, "Gee, I hope the fourth engine doesn't die. Then we'll be up here all day!"


---Nover

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