flyangel2 2 #1 July 30, 2004 Renee has left for work, and is trusting me all alone in her apartment. What do you suggest I look through first? I only have till noon, then she gets back home.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 July 30, 2004 Look in her sock drawer... I'm not sure what that means, but its the first thing that came to mind.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 July 30, 2004 Have some fun and move things that are in her kitchen so she can't find anything in her cabinets without getting totally frustrated and cursing you under her breath, vowing to get even. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #4 July 30, 2004 Socks?! I would have thought that you would tell me to look in her underware drawer Hey, that's what I'll do. I steal all her underware and let you all bid on them I need to pay for this vacation some how!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Breezejunky 0 #5 July 30, 2004 Take the labels off all the cans in her kitchen cupboards! Someone did that to me once. It really is kind of funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 July 30, 2004 Switch out some of her CDs and do the same with her DVDs I can hear it now...LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 July 30, 2004 Shhhhh..........Okay people, she's at work now being a PW. All great ideas. I'll start on those. Any more ideas, just PM me, as I don't want Renee to knowMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #8 July 30, 2004 You should clean her apartment for her! (Hi, Renee!)There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #9 July 30, 2004 Hell, I've already walked the dogs two times. Plus had to take little bags with me because of the little treats they like to leave on their walks.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #10 July 30, 2004 Quotemove things that are in her kitchen so she can't find anything in her cabinets I do that to myself anyway bwahahaha!!!!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #11 July 30, 2004 QuoteYou should clean her apartment for her! its not in "that bad" of shape acutally...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 July 30, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou should clean her apartment for her! its not in "that bad" of shape acutally... See! This is why I don't try to help people!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #13 July 30, 2004 A coworker of mine was insanely anal about everything being "in its place" and keeping her home ultra-organized. So, at a party when she ran to the store for more ice while leaving her poor defenseless husband home, we rearranged ALL of her furniture. We had to move fast, but everything was relocated. The best part of it all was enjoying the show when she got back. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 July 30, 2004 clicky I am not suggesting this, I just mention it as an example of what people do when they are bored. QuoteBINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect. A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York. After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room. Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can. Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000. A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline." Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief. The motel manager says the room still can't be used. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #15 July 30, 2004 She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #16 July 30, 2004 Turn off the ceiling fans and put flour on the top of the blades....ummm, do this right before you leave.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #17 July 30, 2004 OMG, that's a great idea. Instead I'm eating all her Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies that FF sent herMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #18 July 30, 2004 QuoteInstead I'm eating all her Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies that FF sent her Coffee table, living room...there should be a box of Frango mint chocolates there.......enough said.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jazzjumper 0 #19 July 30, 2004 Another fun, harmless idea is to put vaseline on the earpiece of her phone....then call her after she comes home and you leave. Tell her you enjoyed watching her place and if she ever needs you to do it again, just call. No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 July 30, 2004 Color on her walls with markers. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #21 July 30, 2004 QuoteCoffee table, living room...there should be a box of Frango mint chocolates there.......enough said. they have moved....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #22 July 30, 2004 I know what you should do! Log on her webcam porn site! Her customers will be surprised! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #23 July 30, 2004 QuoteLog on her webcam porn site! Her customers will be surprised! Bwahahaha!!! Todays Special!! Instead of a silly blonde, you have a firey redhead She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 July 30, 2004 QuoteTodays Special!! Instead of a silly blonde, you have a firey redhead Extra special today.....when the silly blonde gets home, she spanks the fiery redhead for misbehaving. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #25 July 30, 2004 No spanking for me. I've been good. Got to the grocery store and next I walk the dogs. Dang, those dogs love having me hereMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
