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skybytch

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Gotta go to the store tomorrow and gather supplies for Summerfest and WFFC. I've got my list, but I have a dilemma, and I hope you guys can help me with it.

Being a responsible boogie goer, I need to pick up a box of condoms. Not neccessarily for my use (although I can hope and dream); more so I can be sure my friends are protected should they get lucky. It's been a long time since I've purchased these; I always let the guy take care of that.

There are so many choices now, it's downright bewildering. Latex or lambskin? Reservoir tip? Spermicidally lubricated? Ribbed for her pleasure? Magnum (heh, yeah... magnum... >:()? Flavored? Colored? Glow in the dark?

Which to choose???

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Stay away from lubricated!! Some girls are sensitive to the lubrication stuff at least thats what i heard, not like i'll be needing any condoms cause i'm in nun training. :)

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if you call your local planned parenthood and tell them about the event, they'll probaby give you boxes for free.



LMFAO!!

"Hello, yes, I'm heading to a three week long party and plan to have lots of sex. I've got a lot of friends planning to have lots of sex too. Can you give me... oh... I dunno.... maybe a gross or two of condoms to take with me?"

:ph34r::ph34r:

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Not neccessarily for my use (although I can hope and dream);



Yea, that's what they all say;)

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more so I can be sure my friends are protected should they get lucky



I can't remember the last time I got lucky:$




Edit so Bytch would know what I was talking about.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Lisa,

You probably CAN get a bunch from Planned Parenthood or any Aids Service Organization in your Area. And Remster is right...Lambskin is not effective in the prevention of HIV nor pregnancy because ithey are highly porous. Lambskin is only good for people who are allergic to latex.

Another choice~~the female condom. They cost more, but hey, isn't your date worth more than $.50?? They feel more natural than the male condom and less likely to break.

For those who claim they haven't gotten lucky in a long time ;) bring some glow in the dark ones. Then you can blow them up and sit around Tent City waving them for chits & giggles~~April


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April, I got a great idea. You bring the glow in the dark ones. We'll wave them around and see if we get lucky;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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You bring the glow in the dark ones. We'll wave them around and see if we get lucky



I'm not sure that catching the kind of guys who are attracted by glow-in-the-dark condoms floating around could be considered "lucky" :P

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I'm not sure that catching the kind of guys who are attracted by glow-in-the-dark condoms floating around could be considered "lucky"
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You're right. Maybe we'll just bring jars and get us some Fireflies! ;)~~April


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As always, Wendy is correct.[:/]

April, go with the formal ones, might bring us a classier type of catch.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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You could always fill them with helium and talk like Donald Duck.

Just think of the visuals...

Edited to add: and if they float far enough, maybe there'd be a UFO call come in :)
Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I guess you have'nt heard who's moving into the neighborhood



Nope, Michael already told me:P Just wait and see what people I invited to stay.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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