Breezejunky 0 #1 August 2, 2004 Actually having sex? Or bragging to their buddies about having sex? Because it seems to me that if they kept their mouths shut, they would have a lot more sex. (And so would we!) Just a bit of a rant after hearing explicit details of someone' sexual escapades in a packed plane on it's way to altitude. You know, the straw that broke the camel's back and all that. (To clarify: the camel and straw had nothing to do with the sex...that I know of) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #2 August 2, 2004 Bragging reveals quite a few little things.................. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #3 August 2, 2004 QuoteActually having sex? Or bragging to their buddies about having sex? Skydiving. Seriously, I've heard WAY better stories overhearing women's conversations. Guys have nothing on that.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #4 August 2, 2004 having sex I'd imagine, otherwise, they'd have nothing to brag about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 August 2, 2004 Quote having sex I'd imagine, otherwise, they'd have nothing to brag about. I can certainly vouch for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #6 August 2, 2004 Well if someone was bragging about their sexual escapades in a trip to altitude in a skyvan I wouldn't be able to hear them anyway... that is a really loud plane... NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 August 2, 2004 I say having sex is definately better Oh yeah, SOME of us don't brag about it either. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #8 August 2, 2004 Sounds like the woman shouldn't have been sleeping with a boy. If you want a Man stop sleeping with little boys. MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #9 August 2, 2004 Oops...I'm guilty. Sometimes, you gotta brag and make others jealous! I like to think of it as "sharing tips" though.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 August 2, 2004 Quote(To clarify: the camel and straw had nothing to do with the sex...that I know of) Two guys are stationed way out in the desert. After a month, the first one asks, "It must be 20 miles to town, what do you guys do for sex?". The second replies, "On the other side of that pile of straw is a camel and a ladder." After two more months, the guy can't stand it and gets the ladder. He is having at it when he turns around and notices four guys watching. "What are you guys staring at? He said that you guys used the camel to have sex." "Yeah, but we ride it to town." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 August 2, 2004 Women, brag all you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Breezejunky 0 #12 August 2, 2004 You would've heard this jackass. And I know plenty of people blab away. (It's hard not to brag a little to a close friend or two after a particularly cute one) but the gross lack of respect for the girl that is spewed when I hear some (too many) guys going on an on is frankly quite depressing. I can't imagine it ever being funny to stick your fingers under another guy's nose and saying "Hey? Hey? That's from 12 hours ago!" Unless of course you've just lost your virginity to a hooker. BTW, I was at a couple of DZ's this weekend and though this latest scene is what prompted me to post, it is not exclusive to any one guy/girl or any DZ. I've just noticed it a lot more lately as we are getting more and more young jumpers into the sport and I still haven't learned when to leave the campfire and call it a night. Or is it that I'm getting Older? ........Naaaaahhhhhhh! (Look out POPS, here I come!!!!!!!!!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #13 August 2, 2004 Quote having sex I'd imagine, otherwise, they'd have nothing to brag about. I've tried imagining having sex. It just isn't the same."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gjhdiver 0 #14 August 2, 2004 QuoteActually having sex? Or bragging to their buddies about having sex? I'm about as interested as I would be listening to them talk about them taking a dump to be honest. If you've got a lot of energy to talk about having sex, you're probably not getting any. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IMGR2 0 #15 August 2, 2004 QuoteIf you've got a lot of energy to talk about having sex, you're probably not getting any. DITTO!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tspillers 0 #16 August 2, 2004 Sex...... No bragging. Married 11 years says enough. Todd I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites markd_nscr986 0 #17 August 2, 2004 I kind of keep my mouth shut when it comes to bragging end of it......and make up for it in other wayspeople that brag about that kind of stuff are usually doing it to make up for "inadequacies"Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #18 August 2, 2004 I'd prefer the having of it myself. What's worse than hearing about it is hearing other people having sex ALL AROUND YOU. Damn the nights in a tent in Montana get cold. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #19 August 2, 2004 QuoteWhat's worse than hearing about it is hearing other people having sex ALL AROUND YOU. Damn the nights in a tent in Montana get cold. i feel for ya gfd...... just means ya should of drank more and passed out quicker so you wouldn't have had to hear... now if you got woken up in th emiddle o the night from the sounds,well... move the tent further away.............. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #20 August 2, 2004 Quote i feel for ya gfd...... just means ya should of drank more and passed out quicker so you wouldn't have had to hear... now if you got woken up in the middle of the night from the sounds,well... move the tent further away.............. I don't think it's possible to drink any more than I did but that didn't seem to help. When I got there and put my lil tent up there were only a few of us. The next thing you know it's tent city! Ah well. I'm happy to know people are enjoying themselves, I just don't want to HEAR it every single night. The funny thing is I know who most of them are, hahaha! Oh the stories I could tell. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #21 August 2, 2004 Just get a Stopwatch and start timing them.... and then loudly announce the Time soon as the activity ceases!! Critique each Tents performance and offer tips. Make a game out it and Give out ribbons the next morning. I bet after that you will not have so many tents near yours in the future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #22 August 2, 2004 QuoteJust get a Stopwatch and start timing them.... and then loudly announce the Time soon as the activity ceases!! Critique each Tents performance and offer tips. Make a game out it and Give out ribbons the next morning. I bet after that you will not have so many tents near yours in the future. I just clapped when someone "finished" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Racenic 0 #23 August 3, 2004 QuoteThe funny thing is I know who most of them are, If they end up bragging about it, you can be thier witness to the fact! Nick Nick D The key to Immortality is- first living a life worth remembering” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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Breezejunky 0 #12 August 2, 2004 You would've heard this jackass. And I know plenty of people blab away. (It's hard not to brag a little to a close friend or two after a particularly cute one) but the gross lack of respect for the girl that is spewed when I hear some (too many) guys going on an on is frankly quite depressing. I can't imagine it ever being funny to stick your fingers under another guy's nose and saying "Hey? Hey? That's from 12 hours ago!" Unless of course you've just lost your virginity to a hooker. BTW, I was at a couple of DZ's this weekend and though this latest scene is what prompted me to post, it is not exclusive to any one guy/girl or any DZ. I've just noticed it a lot more lately as we are getting more and more young jumpers into the sport and I still haven't learned when to leave the campfire and call it a night. Or is it that I'm getting Older? ........Naaaaahhhhhhh! (Look out POPS, here I come!!!!!!!!!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 August 2, 2004 Quote having sex I'd imagine, otherwise, they'd have nothing to brag about. I've tried imagining having sex. It just isn't the same."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #14 August 2, 2004 QuoteActually having sex? Or bragging to their buddies about having sex? I'm about as interested as I would be listening to them talk about them taking a dump to be honest. If you've got a lot of energy to talk about having sex, you're probably not getting any. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #15 August 2, 2004 QuoteIf you've got a lot of energy to talk about having sex, you're probably not getting any. DITTO!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #16 August 2, 2004 Sex...... No bragging. Married 11 years says enough. Todd I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #17 August 2, 2004 I kind of keep my mouth shut when it comes to bragging end of it......and make up for it in other wayspeople that brag about that kind of stuff are usually doing it to make up for "inadequacies"Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 August 2, 2004 I'd prefer the having of it myself. What's worse than hearing about it is hearing other people having sex ALL AROUND YOU. Damn the nights in a tent in Montana get cold. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 August 2, 2004 QuoteWhat's worse than hearing about it is hearing other people having sex ALL AROUND YOU. Damn the nights in a tent in Montana get cold. i feel for ya gfd...... just means ya should of drank more and passed out quicker so you wouldn't have had to hear... now if you got woken up in th emiddle o the night from the sounds,well... move the tent further away.............. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 August 2, 2004 Quote i feel for ya gfd...... just means ya should of drank more and passed out quicker so you wouldn't have had to hear... now if you got woken up in the middle of the night from the sounds,well... move the tent further away.............. I don't think it's possible to drink any more than I did but that didn't seem to help. When I got there and put my lil tent up there were only a few of us. The next thing you know it's tent city! Ah well. I'm happy to know people are enjoying themselves, I just don't want to HEAR it every single night. The funny thing is I know who most of them are, hahaha! Oh the stories I could tell. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 August 2, 2004 Just get a Stopwatch and start timing them.... and then loudly announce the Time soon as the activity ceases!! Critique each Tents performance and offer tips. Make a game out it and Give out ribbons the next morning. I bet after that you will not have so many tents near yours in the future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #22 August 2, 2004 QuoteJust get a Stopwatch and start timing them.... and then loudly announce the Time soon as the activity ceases!! Critique each Tents performance and offer tips. Make a game out it and Give out ribbons the next morning. I bet after that you will not have so many tents near yours in the future. I just clapped when someone "finished" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Racenic 0 #23 August 3, 2004 QuoteThe funny thing is I know who most of them are, If they end up bragging about it, you can be thier witness to the fact! Nick Nick D The key to Immortality is- first living a life worth remembering” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
