A twist on the best pickup lines...

[PhillyKev 0]

The best responses to pick up lines...

Some of these are lame, but some are good.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

[ryoder 1,590]

I used to have a line I used tongue-in-cheek with women, (if I thought they had a sense of humor). One day a very quick babe had a great come-back for it:

Her: "It's been very nice meeting you."
Me: "Yes, I'm really glad you got to meet me."
Her: "The pleasure has been all yours."

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[happythoughts 0]

"Would you like to dance?"
"No, why does EVERY stinkin' guy in this dump think that I... "
"Oh, well, then a bj is out of the question?"

[ryoder 1,590]

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"Would you like to dance?"
"No, why does EVERY stinkin' guy in this dump think that I... "
"Oh, well, then a bj is out of the question?"

I was at a club one night watching a REALLY cute little Asian babe shutting down one guy after another. I had been drinking enough that I didn't care much about anything, so just for giggles I went up to her and said:

"Why are you turning down all those poor guys? Don't you realize you are doing horrible damage to their egos from which they may never fully recover? They've gone to all the trouble to build up the courage to ask you to dance, and then you just crush them like bugs!"

I was expecting either a blank look, or a "mind your own business". I nearly fell over when SHE asked ME to dance!

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[CrazyIvan 0]

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cute little Asian babe

They are my Kryptonite, I have no defenses against them.

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