Slappie 9 #1 August 2, 2004 I have finally decided to hatch my plan to take over the world. I've found the best link in Evil Doers supply I'll ever need. Once I outfit my secret lair, I'll be ineed of some good henchmen an fanatics. Sexy femme fatales will be given priority!! http://www.VillainSupply.com Your Online Source For Everything EVIL™. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 August 2, 2004 How's the pay in World Domination? I've always thought it was right up my alley. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 August 2, 2004 QuoteHow's the pay in World Domination? I've always thought it was right up my alley. Kelly Really depends on you. If you're willing to comply with my every order then it pays rather well. If you do not submit to my will, then I would be forced to use my new ZOMBIFICATION SYSTEM Are your henchmen unreliable? Willful? Always demanding "perks" like medical care, food, or pay? Well, you won't have those problems when you convert your entire workforce in ZOMBIES! It's convenient and FUN! Just kill your henchman (see, it's fun already), and then follow the simple instructions. Your once-whiny henchman becomes a faithful living-dead slave in just minutes! Amuse your evil friends! Price: US$199.99 per kit "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 August 2, 2004 I don't need the kit . . . I already know how to turn dead people into zombies. You just use worcerstshire (holy goodness, I have no idea how to spell that) sauce as the embalming fluid. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 2, 2004 HILARIOUS!!! I bet Osama is trying to get some stolen credit cards to place his order as I type this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 August 2, 2004 I just ordered this: VORACIOUS ALIEN LIFEFORM BIOSPHERE DESTRUCTION SYSTEM Chronowerx Industries presents the ultimate in Xenobiological Biosphere Destruction Agents. The Tribble™ is an alien lifeform that does only two things; eats and reproduces. Place one Tribble in a corn field in Iowa, and computer simulations indicate that the entire biomass of the Earth's surface will be converted into Tribbles within 42 days, based on exponential growth. And they're so darn cute, the foolhardy human populace will not realize their peril until it's too late! Price: US$100,000,000 ea. *Do not expose to Klingons, or to Klingons posing as humans. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 August 2, 2004 I would like to apply for a desk job in your organization. I can keep files neat and orderly with my evil hole punch... muahahahahaha... And you know I am a quick learner and am eager to aquire evil dominating type skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 August 2, 2004 On the subject of disciplining but not banning members on this forum, I saw a moderator get disciplined or maybe just teased one time. The Big Head turned a particular moderator pink for a day... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 August 2, 2004 PLANET KABANGERS What you get: 200 million miles of carbon nanotube fiber, the strongest known "rope" in the Universe. What you do: connect one end of the fiber to the Earth, and the other end to another planet, such as Mars. What you do next: wait for the fiber to "catch" against the sun, slamming the two planets into each other. Last step: laugh maniacally. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #10 August 2, 2004 Quote Sexy femme fatales will be given priority!! I am a sexy femme fatale!!!!!!!!!!"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #11 August 2, 2004 QuoteOn the subject of disciplining but not banning members on this forum, I saw a moderator get disciplined or maybe just teased one time. The Big Head turned a particular moderator pink for a day... At first I thought you were the right person to head up my front office. Then this came from you... Do you just randomly post stuff? I know you were replying to another thread, but you missed. So now I have to think you're not very systematic about your approach to world domination. I do have a place for a janitor to clean out the cells in the dungeon. 8-5 with benefits. You get your own broom and scrub brush. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 August 2, 2004 QuoteI am a sexy femme fatale!!!!!!!!!! And EVIL too! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 August 2, 2004 QuoteQuote Sexy femme fatales will be given priority!! I am a sexy femme fatale!!!!!!!!!! With the nickname ( Nick Name: Mercy Killings ) I don't know how fatale you can be. Seeing as World Domination has no place for mercy. Can you stop by my secret lair for a 1 to 1 meeting? I would like to see your skills. I hoep you're flexible. In this position you will need to be very flexible. Please bring a case of beer.. I had to kill I mean fire my supply clerk, she wasn't keep the fridge stocked. Plus she bought me cans of lite beer not bottles. World Domination is a tough job, can make a man thirsty. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 August 2, 2004 QuoteWith the nickname ( Nick Name: Mercy Killings ) I don't know how fatale you can be. Seeing as World Domination has no place for mercy. Can you stop by my secret lair for a 1 to 1 meeting? I would like to see your skills. I hoep you're flexible. In this position you will need to be very flexible. Please bring a case of beer.. I had to kill I mean fire my supply clerk, she wasn't keep the fridge stocked. Plus she bought me cans of lite beer not bottles. World Domination is a tough job, can make a man thirsty. Be careful what you ask for Slappie Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #15 August 2, 2004 QuoteBe careful what you ask for Slappie I aint skeert!! I'm a World Dominator! Bow before me for this treason!! don't make me have to use my new found weapons of mass destruction! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #16 August 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote Sexy femme fatales will be given priority!! I am a sexy femme fatale!!!!!!!!!! With the nickname ( Nick Name: Mercy Killings ) I don't know how fatale you can be. Seeing as World Domination has no place for mercy. Can you stop by my secret lair for a 1 to 1 meeting? I would like to see your skills. I hope you're flexible. In this position you will need to be very flexible. Mercy is the last thing that comes out of peoples mouths.............................. Hence the name Mercy Also, what exactly do you mean by flexible cause I am extremly flexible......."Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #17 August 2, 2004 Can you stop by my secret lair for a 1 to 1 meeting? I would like to see your skills. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It would be easier if you posted the address of the secret lair~~Don't worry, we can keep the secret. The thing is, a lot of us are travelling this summer and may just pass you by without knowing.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 August 2, 2004 QuoteMercy is the last thing that comes out of peoples mouths.............................. Hence the name Mercy Good answer!! Very good. QuoteAlso, what exactly do you mean by flexible cause I am extremly flexible....... You would be asked to get in very tricky situations. Just have to be flexible enough to wiggle your way out of them. on a side note.. I checked out your website.. anyone who's got a link to the Misfits website is a-ok in my book. You're HIRED!! Now I hope you can wait on a paycheck. I've not actually taken over the world and it's leaders aren't really taking me serious yet. BUT I will get some demands met soon. I hope you can also start right away. I'd like to get moving on this World Domination thing.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 August 3, 2004 I like the adamantium Steel Eyes QuoteSure, you want adamantium steel bones -- who doesn't? The physical near-invulnerability, the cool snik-snik of those claws -- but who can afford the complicated, dangerous and painful bone-replacement procedure? That's why Evil On A Budget, Inc. presents the cheaper, easier, quicker alternative; Adamantium Steel Eyeballs. They're cheap, any qualified evil opthamologist can install them, and your new eyes will be completely invincible!* Price: US$49.99 per pair *You'll be totally, permanently blind. Of course. But it's a small price to pay for INVINCIBLE EYES!Sure, you want adamantium steel bones -- who doesn't? The physical near-invulnerability, the cool snik-snik of those claws -- but who can afford the complicated, dangerous and painful bone-replacement procedure? That's why Evil On A Budget, Inc. presents the cheaper, easier, quicker alternative; Adamantium Steel Eyeballs. They're cheap, any qualified evil opthamologist can install them, and your new eyes will be completely invincible!* Price: US$49.99 per pair *You'll be totally, permanently blind. Of course. But it's a small price to pay for INVINCIBLE EYES! Its all about the indisctuctable eyes... Scott Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #20 August 3, 2004 Still looking for more "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #21 August 3, 2004 QuoteStill looking for more We don't need anyone else, with me, Mercy Killings, working at your side we will not only take over the world, but the universe.............. What will you be paying me again?"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 August 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteOn the subject of disciplining...>snip< ...>snip<...cells in the dungeon. You have a dungeon??? I have a degree in torture!!!! To quote the great movie 'Yellow Beard': "This is Mr. Prostitute. He is in charge of discipline!!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #23 August 4, 2004 I just got a message!! Someone has given away my secret plans for the "Creeper Slingshot" I have to close hiring at this time. Someone has leaked information. Please check back in the future "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #24 August 4, 2004 QuoteI just got a message!! Someone has given away my secret plans for the "Creeper Slingshot" I have to close hiring at this time. Someone has leaked information. Please check back in the future Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
