freeflir29 0 #26 August 5, 2004 QuoteOkay, my wife was due to give birth two days ago. She's miserable, and so am I. Giving her an orgasm has been known to hurry that up. Probably put both of you in a better mood too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #27 August 5, 2004 QuoteOkay, my wife was due to give birth two days ago. She's miserable, and so am I. Does she have a breast pump? Tell her to take it out and use it for a few minutes. The tension on the breast stimulates the reproductive organs, that's why they say breast feeding helps women lose weight after pregnancy. I used it with my first born, nothing seemed to happen and I chalked it up to an old wives tale. About an hour later my water broke and we were off to the hospital! By the way, both of my kids were born on their due dates. I like to be organized. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #28 August 5, 2004 QuoteDoes she have a breast pump? Tell her to take it out and use it for a few minutes. The tension on the breast stimulates the reproductive organs Just and idea, but I'm pretty sure he can help her with that, sans the pumpPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 August 5, 2004 Quotesans the pump A guy's curiosity usually gets the better of him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #30 August 5, 2004 QuoteJust and idea, but I'm pretty sure he can help her with that, sans the pump The pump is a whole lot different than what a man can do. It's all about the suction. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #31 August 5, 2004 You know, skymama, I'd heard that stimulation of the nipples helps cause labor. I spent 20 minutes working mine last night, and it didn't help in the slightest... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 August 5, 2004 QuoteI spent 20 minutes working mine last night, and it didn't help in the slightest... Hmmm.......try it again. It's not like you have anything to lose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 August 5, 2004 QuoteBy the way, both of my kids were born on their due dates. I like to be organized. My son was born on Sept 2nd, Labor Day. Maybe she took that too literally. I'd never seen anyone try to bite a doctor before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #34 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI spent 20 minutes working mine last night, and it didn't help in the slightest... Hmmm.......try it again. It's not like you have anything to lose. Trying it now, Clay. Hmm, work doesn't suck so much this past minute or so. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #35 August 5, 2004 QuoteI'd never seen anyone try to bite a doctor before. Somehow.........being YOUR daughter.......I TOTALLY believe that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #36 August 5, 2004 QuoteTrying it now, Clay. I feel very special and quite disgusted now. Thanks for sharing that with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'd never seen anyone try to bite a doctor before. Somehow.........being YOUR daughter.......I TOTALLY believe that. Nope, my ex-wife. Of course, it did fit with her core social skills. "Ma'am, we going to do another exam to see how far along you are." "The Hell you are." "It's necessary for us to understand what is going on." "You can kiss my ***." The dr put his hand on her shoulder and she tried to bite him. Good thing the nurse had a hand on her other shoulder. 5'4". A small, urban terrorist. A gecko-size body with an alligators attitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #38 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteTrying it now, Clay. I feel very special and quite disgusted now. Thanks for sharing that with me. You didn't mean for me to do it? Gosh, I feel so sheepened, I mean, cheapened... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 August 5, 2004 QuoteNope, my ex-wife. Oh............ex-wives are DEFINATELY known to bite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 August 5, 2004 QuoteI feel so sheepened, I mean, cheapened. If you felt sheepened you'd know. You'd have a couple bruised and chaffed orifices. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
