turtlespeed 226 #1 August 5, 2004 What is now Bonfire, used to be so much fun. There were always quippy jokes and stabs at humor. That seems to have faded considerably. I find myself perusing the threads here looking for entertainmment and amusement. Alas, it is getting harder and harder to find. Everyone is too serious. Where is the comic banter that used to be? Where are the funny cutdowns that were forever being thrown out and accepted without "personal insult?" Gone I am afraid. Sad, really.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 August 5, 2004 QuoteSad, really. Yes...........you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #3 August 5, 2004 Everyone is too serious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's that supposed to mean??????????? I saw some little silver Turtle Rings. I thought about buying one but they were only going wholesale. What would I do with 100 turtle rings???~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteSad, really. Yes...........you are. Here sheepy sheepy sheepy. . . Clay wants you . . . . Here sheepy sheepy sheepy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 5, 2004 QuoteClay wants you . . . . Like in prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 August 5, 2004 Don't despair, turtle. Pull up some old threads that were funny back when and expose some newbies to them... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 5, 2004 Some of those are gone too. The silent thread Ti-tee Bar If you are a hottie and you know it (Actually - alot of alana's threads - where is she anyway?)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #8 August 5, 2004 What we need is Clinton's mom? Or a duck for Clay. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #9 August 5, 2004 I've got a snake man!!!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 August 5, 2004 QuoteI've got a snake man!!!!! How tall is he? and what are his special powers?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 August 5, 2004 QuoteWhat we need is Clinton's mom? Or a duck for Clay. You sound like the subject line in the spam mail I get.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 August 5, 2004 Quit yer bitchin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 August 5, 2004 Shut up, bitch! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #14 August 5, 2004 A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb. About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing. Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?" ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #15 August 5, 2004 An English philosopher was visiting India, and was introduced to a holy man. The philosopher asked the Holy Man the nature of the world, and the old man replied, "Oh the world is a great big ball that sits on the great flat back of the Great World Turtle." The Englishman of course asked "What does the turtle stand on?" The seer replied "Why on the back of an even larger turtle of course!" Then the Englishman asked "and what does THIS turtle stand on?" The old man shook his head and sweetly smiled and said "it is no use my son, it is turtles all the way down!" ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #16 August 5, 2004 Way to tag-team him Kel.. hahaha ( you know he's gonna take that somewhere.. or at least drift off in to fantasy land for a minute.. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 August 5, 2004 QuoteWay to tag-team him Kel.. hahaha ( you know he's gonna take that somewhere.. or at least drift off in to fantasy land for a minute.. ) He's got two skydiving dominatrix giving him electronic orders. Probably touching himself at this very minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #18 August 5, 2004 Wait till after WFFC where everyone has inside jokes that you are'nt a part of Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 August 5, 2004 Turtle! Quit jerking off and get back in your own thread! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #20 August 5, 2004 QuoteTurtle! Quit jerking off and get back in your own thread! Kelly Don't yell at him... he'll have to start all over! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 August 5, 2004 Maybe he likes to be told what to do. *cracks whip* Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #22 August 5, 2004 Note to self: leave whip at home Buy Kelly new toys for WFFC -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #23 August 5, 2004 Here you go! www.uglypeople.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteTurtle! Quit jerking off and get back in your own thread! Kelly Don't yell at him... he'll have to start all over! Yelling is so distracting to concentration. That and pets. I hate when pets are watching me and a SO. They seem like they have the blase expressions of those Olympic diving judges. I expect one to pull a little numbered card out of a furry little pocket and yell "4.5". Especially cats. It's like they can stare at you for the whole time you're having sex and not blink. Who can not blink for 8 minutes straight? Little judgemental, non-blinking, fur-bearing voyeurs. That's what they are. Hit 'em with the phone charger and I'll bet they blink. Anyway... errr... what the heck is he doing now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 August 5, 2004 QuoteQuit yer bitchin! QuoteShut up, bitch! Kelly I've been a BAD BOY!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
