FlyingJ 0 #26 August 10, 2004 Quote And I'm sure it would taste even better in a bass boat. As I mentioned in a post above, the beer thread/mention of a bass boat made me think of part of Ralphie May's stand up routine. Now I'm the first to admit that this is nowhere near as funny typed up in Word as it is coming out of his mouth, but use your imagination. ---quoting Ralphie May--- I hate all them “Al’s.” Al Queda, Al Jazera. If you’re name’s Al, f&%$ you too! Al Queda, on Al Jazera, supposedly threatened St. Louis. They're going to blow up St. Louis. Well let me tell you what...that's the last f*^&in mistake they want to make. You blow up New York, you get the military involved and we take a couple of countries. You blow up St. Louis and you disrupt the distribution of Budweiser...Let me tell you what...exactly 30 minutes after the Budweiser plant gets damaged, every redneck in America is gonna be coming over here. There'll be 80,000 bass boats crossing the Atlantic. (In southern accent) F&*% you Osama! Get that dog up at the front...we'll sniff that sumbitch out! ---end quote--- If you know anyone that has the DVD, check it out. Much funnier than reading it here.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #27 August 10, 2004 It's still quite funny when you read it. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #28 August 10, 2004 Could never get over his fake ebonics accent. Not to mention his routine was just never really funny. For those who have never heard him, he has this one line where he goies... "My name is Ralphie May. I'm from da hood. That's D-A- Hood." See what I mean? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #29 August 10, 2004 Fosters- Piss... Say no more!************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovelife22 0 #30 August 10, 2004 Shells Beer, made a brewed in New Ulm Minnesota. HORRID!!! Causes one mean hang over too from what I remember... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #31 August 10, 2004 Nasty Light (Natural Light) and Craphouse (Icehouse) are the absolute worst. I have tried each twice and could not swallow either time. I guess sh!t is an acquired taste, too.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
