happythoughts 0 #26 July 29, 2004 I need a woman really bad. Are you really bad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #27 July 29, 2004 QuoteI smell bullshit. ....you know I like to nibble and slap.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #28 July 29, 2004 QuoteBring the gallon of mazolla ... [jingle music on] mazolla, corn goodness...[/jinglemusic] Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #29 July 29, 2004 Quote Are you really bad? Only at flying headdown!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #30 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuote Are you really bad? Only at flying headdown! What about Compressed?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #31 July 29, 2004 "Bright gleaming handcuffs, a black whip that stings, these are a few of my favorite things" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #32 July 29, 2004 There once was a man from Nantucket.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #33 July 29, 2004 Who almost got bannedI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #34 July 29, 2004 QuoteWho almost got banned The night's not over yet. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #35 July 29, 2004 .. and theres always tomorrow! Don't you want to finish my poem, Turtle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #36 July 29, 2004 QuoteYa know....I like kinky sex....I like to nibble on the nipple, slap the ass a little and cause a little pain with the whips and chains...... In before the lock! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #37 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteYa know....I like kinky sex....I like to nibble on the nipple, slap the ass a little and cause a little pain with the whips and chains...... In before the lock! Yikes....Wasn't that phrase deemed worthy of immediate banning? Bye, Pop. Don't let the door hit you in the ass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #38 July 29, 2004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #39 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYa know....I like kinky sex....I like to nibble on the nipple, slap the ass a little and cause a little pain with the whips and chains...... In before the lock! Yikes....Wasn't that phrase deemed worthy of immediate banning? Yeah I think so....7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #40 July 29, 2004 Quote OOOOHHHH KINKY!!!! Do it again7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #41 July 29, 2004 No, you only get one wet noodle slap! Just because Shannon is out of town does not mean I have time to take up all her slack! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #42 July 29, 2004 QuoteNo, you only get one wet noodle slap! Just because Shannon is out of town does not mean I have time to take up all her slack! She was doing such a horrible job I fired her!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #43 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteNo, you only get one wet noodle slap! Just because Shannon is out of town does not mean I have time to take up all her slack! She was doing such a horrible job I fired her! She deserved it. Slacking all the time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #44 July 29, 2004 Quote She was doing such a horrible job I fired her! I guess thats better than lowering your standards... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #45 July 29, 2004 QuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #46 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteI smell bullshit. Whoa....scat is way too kinky for me. HAHAHAHAHA! That's funny! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #47 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket Thats not how it goes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #48 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket No, this is the guy from Nantucket. At least he claims so in his law suit http://www.onthejohnnews.com/2004/005/nantucket.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #49 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket Thats not how it goes... So how does it go? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #50 July 29, 2004 There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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Vallerina 2 #29 July 29, 2004 Quote Are you really bad? Only at flying headdown!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuote Are you really bad? Only at flying headdown! What about Compressed?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 July 29, 2004 "Bright gleaming handcuffs, a black whip that stings, these are a few of my favorite things" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #32 July 29, 2004 There once was a man from Nantucket.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 July 29, 2004 Who almost got bannedI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #34 July 29, 2004 QuoteWho almost got banned The night's not over yet. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #35 July 29, 2004 .. and theres always tomorrow! Don't you want to finish my poem, Turtle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #36 July 29, 2004 QuoteYa know....I like kinky sex....I like to nibble on the nipple, slap the ass a little and cause a little pain with the whips and chains...... In before the lock! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #37 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteYa know....I like kinky sex....I like to nibble on the nipple, slap the ass a little and cause a little pain with the whips and chains...... In before the lock! Yikes....Wasn't that phrase deemed worthy of immediate banning? Bye, Pop. Don't let the door hit you in the ass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #39 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYa know....I like kinky sex....I like to nibble on the nipple, slap the ass a little and cause a little pain with the whips and chains...... In before the lock! Yikes....Wasn't that phrase deemed worthy of immediate banning? Yeah I think so....7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #40 July 29, 2004 Quote OOOOHHHH KINKY!!!! Do it again7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #41 July 29, 2004 No, you only get one wet noodle slap! Just because Shannon is out of town does not mean I have time to take up all her slack! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #42 July 29, 2004 QuoteNo, you only get one wet noodle slap! Just because Shannon is out of town does not mean I have time to take up all her slack! She was doing such a horrible job I fired her!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteNo, you only get one wet noodle slap! Just because Shannon is out of town does not mean I have time to take up all her slack! She was doing such a horrible job I fired her! She deserved it. Slacking all the time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #44 July 29, 2004 Quote She was doing such a horrible job I fired her! I guess thats better than lowering your standards... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #45 July 29, 2004 QuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #46 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteI smell bullshit. Whoa....scat is way too kinky for me. HAHAHAHAHA! That's funny! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #47 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket Thats not how it goes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #48 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket No, this is the guy from Nantucket. At least he claims so in his law suit http://www.onthejohnnews.com/2004/005/nantucket.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #49 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah - I'm the guy from Nantucket. You are that guy from Nantucket Who took a bottle rocket out of his pocket And shoved it in a bucket Thats not how it goes... So how does it go? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #50 July 29, 2004 There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites