True friend

[mjosparky 4]

A Real Friend Test!!

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy
from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has
their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes
early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real
friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend
seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackma! il you with it

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument. A
real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend
expects to always be there for you!

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[Zenister 0]

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A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real
friend asks you why you took so long to call.

this is most true... I've a few friends i havent kept up with enough, i'm not looking forward to the ass chewing, but I know i'd still have a place to crash if i showed up on their doorstep in the morning...

actually i've realized lately how blessed i really am with real friends and who was only 'playing friendly' while they got something out of it...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[Acensky 0]

This must be truest statement in the entire world.
Now a days it seems friends are only friends when they want or need something.



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Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

[Kennedy 0]

Friends help you move.

Real friends help you move bodies.

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[CrazyIvan 0]

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A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps himself.

THAT'S ME!!!!

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[Squeak 17]

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A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real
friend asks you why you took so long to call.

That's the one, right there.Thanks MJ

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I like that.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Pawl 0]

A simple friend will bail you out of jail
A real friend will be sitting next to you saying... "Wow, that was a blast"

"Africa is not for sissies"

[jimmytavino 16]

... a real friend will go to the manifest office and insist that they pull your lift fees off his account **


** once in a while... then someday , you return the favor

skydive softly skydive often skydive with friends

[mr2mk1g 10]

No jimmy - those are imaginary friends...

[sleddog 0]

A REAL friend will never let you do anything stupid.......................................alone!

[usskydiver 0]

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7 When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

Why?, you may ask, because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.