airtwardo 7 #76 August 13, 2004 Bag Lock.. "Whistling Bag of Shit" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damion 0 #77 August 13, 2004 5th point of attachment - think about a naked tandem. :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #78 August 13, 2004 Quotebounce = go in I work in a Rehab Hospital and today in a meeting a new slogan was being voted on. Slogan: "Bounce Back Through Rehab". I told them it was inappropriate and they all voted it down. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #79 August 13, 2004 "You bend it, we mend it" Nah, that would be surgery. "When it's so totally FUBAR you forgot how to walk...REHAB" Yeah, that one works. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VisionAir 0 #80 August 13, 2004 Airgasm....Nuff said and I'm suprised it wasn't mentioned earlier in 4 pages of posts Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisky 0 #81 August 13, 2004 Like dem toadsuckers? The mind is like a parachute - it only works once it's open. From the edge you just see more. ... Not every Swooper hooks & not every Hooker swoops ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisky 0 #82 August 13, 2004 QuoteFrappe, A Northeastern U.S. term for an icecream milkshake. In Skydiving, same as Bounce. Incorrect. French for "shattered" IIRC. Still makes sense in both.The mind is like a parachute - it only works once it's open. From the edge you just see more. ... Not every Swooper hooks & not every Hooker swoops ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #83 August 13, 2004 QuoteWaterbug - Getting as big as you can after you have gone low on a formation - as seen on many videos. Ah. Locally (In Africa) that's refered to as a dead spider. There arn't many waterbugs out here... tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #84 August 13, 2004 a dead spider *** Also known as "Hugging the ball" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #85 August 13, 2004 Snivelling Balls of doo doo. While dumping lower than usual - iot always "seems" to take longer to open.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricTheRed 0 #86 August 13, 2004 ...a few friends asked if I wanted to get in on the Horney Gorilla, everything went well till I pulled my PUD - man did I get spanked - then to top it off, I wasn't getting any penetration, just barely made it back and had to do a super dave cuz I wasn't high enough to hook it...illegible usually Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #87 August 13, 2004 Hi CK, True that "Frappe" my mean shattered in French,"BUT" it is also true that a "Frappe" is a term for an ice cream malt/milkshake here south of the border (US/CAN) and was more popular in the US Northeast (Probably New Jersey??) and has fallen from the common jargon in recent years. As far as skydiving I remember the term eminating from "THE GULCH" circa early 70's referring to going in high speed as in,"He Frapped!" The term Frappe referring to the consistancy of the corpse after the fact, about like that of an icecream milkshake, "A FRAPPE!!!" Sounds grim but it fits. For sure ask Mike or Bob?? But that's another story! A lot of our terminology is local in origin and and its origin is lost in obscurity. A "Classic" example is the chant,"Blue Skys, Black Death!" There is a thread devoted to it and the note by Pat Works covers it.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #88 August 13, 2004 QuoteHi CK, True that "Frappe" my mean shattered in French, hihihi... Nope. Frappe means a hit; Frappé means to have been hit. Frapper is to hit.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #89 August 13, 2004 Hi Wardo, We got "Bag locks" where the good stuff won't come outa da bag and then there are "Brain Locks" Where everything is going fine on the skydive until you "forget what to do next!!!!!!!!!!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #90 August 13, 2004 Hi Remmy, Sorry man, the whole trip is really kinda' an esoteric legend steeped in obscurity, mystery and obfuscation not necessarily in that order!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #91 August 13, 2004 Quote Hi Wardo, We got "Bag locks" where the good stuff won't come outa da bag and then there are "Brain Locks" Quote Come on Bill! It's "Twardo"!! ..we've met! (You must have brain locked...) ...And I do know the difference, having had both on the same jump!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #92 August 13, 2004 Really? Round these here parts, (yeah, I'm still in Alabama), a dead spider is when someone gets big but doesn't really cup any air, so they barely slow down. Not the same as floating back up to a formation.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #93 August 13, 2004 I can't believe no one has said Cluster Fuck yet. CF - Cluster Fuck = Any skydive gone horribly wrong. Can also be applied like bug chase to skydives without much hope of succeeding. Usually donoted as a "CF" in the log book. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
