Slowfaller 0 #1 August 13, 2004 something my boss just sent to me: Here are ten comments made by sports announcers that I'm sure they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: " This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm-up and it was amazing. " 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: " The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back. " 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: " I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. " 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: " Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious. " 6. Baseball announcer: " If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. " 7. Basketball analyst: " He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: " Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew. " 9. Metro Radio, College Football: " Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field. " 10. US Open TV Commentator: " One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?" Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 August 13, 2004 Those are good...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
