cocheese 0 #1 August 15, 2004 So let's have some comedy.Who wants to host the show ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #2 August 15, 2004 Well, there were a few good "American" jokes in the Corner today. But I'm tired and leaving the compter, so good luck. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 August 15, 2004 Hey Skymama, Take the stage you're on in 5. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 August 15, 2004 Crazyivan .. you're doing "Deep Thoughts" before the commercial.Let's move.. people ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #5 August 15, 2004 Quote So let's have some comedy. Who wants to host the show ? I just heard this one this week. I thought it was pretty funny, and I'm usually pretty sensitive to insensitive jokes, so hopefully nobody will find it seriously offensive. ------------------------------------------------------------ An elementary school teacher was just finishing up the spelling lesson with her third grade class. She told the children that she would let them go outside early for afternoon recess if they could spell what they did in morning recess. She first asked Johnny, "Johnny, what did you do at morning recess?" Johnny answered, "I played basketball." "Good," replied the teacher. "Can you spell 'basketball?'" "B-A-S-K-E-T-B-A-L-L," answered Johnny. "That's correct, Johnny; you can go outside and play." Next she asked Jose, "Jose, what did you do at morning recess?" "I played baseball," replied Jose. "Can you spell 'baseball,'" asked the teacher? "B-A-S-E-B-A-L-L," answered Jose. "That's correct, Jose; you can go outside and play." Then she came to Jerome and asked, "Jerome, what did you do at morning recess?" "Well," answered Jerome, "none of the white kids would let me play basketball, and none of the Mexican kids would let me play baseball, so I just played by myself." "Jerome, do you know what that sounds like to me?" asked the teacher. "That sounds like racial discrimination. "Jerome, can you spell 'racial discrimination?'" ------------------------------------------------------------I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 August 15, 2004 audience laughs,.stage set for: Olympic board meeting on skydiving skit.Then Weekend Updatewith WFFC and Misimperfect Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #7 August 15, 2004 I guess my evening working on the restoration of my '77 Jeep wouldn't be so much fun for others to watch, other than the bruises and cuts I ended up with... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #8 August 15, 2004 Are you kidding? I love laughing at ametuer "Tim the tool man Taylor"s. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 August 15, 2004 QuoteHey Skymama, Take the stage you're on in 5. Oops, I missed my cue. Sorry, I was watching the Olympics.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 August 15, 2004 Yea weird coincindence that SNL wasn't even on last night. I don't like being home on Sat. night. Stayed in to get some rest and not party. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 August 15, 2004 Quote Crazyivan .. you're doing "Deep Thoughts" before the commercial. Let's move.. people ! Ok...let me get ready__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
