ChasingBlueSky 0 #1 August 11, 2004 Jake is living up to his reputation yet again this year.... This is what happens when you involve ALOT of booze and offroading in a golfcart in the middle of the night after we went on a weather hold at 4pm (re:beer started early). We were cruising along, Gimp is mooning everyone and then we hear "BUMP!" and then the sounds of the brakes squeeling. Next thing we know, Jake is airborne and landing bare ass on the pavement._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #2 August 11, 2004 Quite possibly the funniest report from WFFC. Literally had me laughing at my desk. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #3 August 11, 2004 good to see he keeping up the rep.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #4 August 11, 2004 Well, the bad part is, he really did get hurt. The golf cart ran over his ankle and his right hand hit the ground first (possible wrist injury). It's quicker to list the parts of his body not injured this week. Between him and Zeemax's knee, the dz.com tent has been keeping Dr Amy busy._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #5 August 11, 2004 Hey, is that wingnuts "harley" golf cart??? I knew that trouble had to be a comin when he said he was taking that to the WFFC.... Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #6 August 11, 2004 Yup - that is a great cart!_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #7 August 11, 2004 QuoteYup - that is a great cart! Not just a cart, its a Harley!! Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 August 12, 2004 OH NO.. that cute little butt with scars????? OH THE HORROR... THE HORROR. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 August 14, 2004 QuoteOH NO.. that cute little butt with scars????? OH THE HORROR... THE HORROR. So I was looking at WFFC threads and came across this one about Jake's "bum accident"...TOO FUNNY!!! So, does this mean that he has road rash on his ass? Judging from that first pic, at least he will get some color on there...lol. Btw, what body parts of Dagimp have not been hurt? Seriously... Be careful everyone...& PARTY HARD for those of us who went home already...dammit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #10 August 14, 2004 QuoteQuite possibly the funniest report from WFFC. Literally had me laughing at my desk. Now, if you thought the report was funny, imagine what it was like to see his ass flying off the golf cart right in front of you......I love front row seats...... ~R+R...Oh, the memories......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #11 August 14, 2004 Doofus. That's what happens when the SM hat is worn backwards. I see Wingy in the wings probably cheering things on. Geez. Even a guy like me has more scars from doing silly shiite on the DZ when we are weathered out than I do from the actual skydiving part. Stay well all, rainy weather is undoubtedly the most dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #12 August 14, 2004 Sounds like he's trying to Imitate me when I wiped out on my Suped up Scooter Last Year... Ate it Big...trip to the Hospital ...sucked.. Wiped out right beside the Main Tent and General Store AHHHH....But I was Sober made it all the Worse...ask Groundzero walking around with Two Broke Arms... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #13 August 15, 2004 Yeah. Jake had injuries other than the golf cart ones. He made the spectators cheer when he hooked his landing into the ground in front of them. He was "hooking it for safety". P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #14 August 15, 2004 QuoteYeah. Jake had injuries other than the golf cart ones. He made the spectators cheer when he hooked his landing into the ground in front of them. He was "hooking it for safety". I haven't made it to that point yet. I'm still at the "Swoops With Scissors" phase right now.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #15 August 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah. Jake had injuries other than the golf cart ones. He made the spectators cheer when he hooked his landing into the ground in front of them. He was "hooking it for safety". I haven't made it to that point yet. I'm still at the "Swoops With Scissors" phase right now. How's that coming along Kris? Snagged anything yet? ~Robyn...Just don't run out your landing...then you aren't running with scissors...'cause that is a bad thing......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #16 August 15, 2004 hooking for saftey? what for? avoiding canopy collisionLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #17 August 15, 2004 Quotehooking for saftey? what for? avoiding canopy collision It was tongue in cheek. Ya hadda be there. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #18 August 15, 2004 well keep ur tounge outa his cheek... lol jokingLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 August 16, 2004 The Three Musketeers loved hijacking wingi's golfcart. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #20 August 16, 2004 QuoteThe Three Musketeers loved hijacking wingi's golfcart. Indeed......We had mucho fun...!!!!!! ~R+R...I wanna do it again!!!! Sunny is driver......I call shotgun!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #21 August 16, 2004 so i was a litle accident pron the first half.....yes i hooked it in low in front of the specs...Sarge has video....then i split my finger open in the Van during a BM exit...then the golf cart thing...wrist still a little sore...ass is fine THANK YOU...."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #22 August 16, 2004 Jake vs. Spectator Area...........spectator area wins Jake vs. Airplane....................airplane wins Jake vs. Altitude.....................CYPRES wins, camera helmet loses Jake's ass vs. Asphalt.....................Asphalt wins Macca vs. Asphalt and golf cart..............Asphalt wins handilly. Lewmonst vs. Altitude..........CYPRES wins My fingers vs. mystery object........mystery object wins at least five times on wingsuit flights. My hands got really beat up after openings this year. Luigi vs. VX-39..............Luigi wins and leaves me slack jawed. Fucking awesome. John the packer and friend vs. Death on the Mister Bill landing.........John wins. Crazy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #23 August 16, 2004 >>John the packer and friend vs. Death on the Mister Bill landing.........John wins. Crazy << That was FRIGGIN NUTS! When I saw it, I had no idea exactly what I had just seen. "Is that rig still closed? WTF!?!" ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #24 August 16, 2004 SSK make some money on cutters this year? Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
