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ladyskydiver

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Simple tests for a true Mexican restaurant.

1. There should be no English language songs on the jukebox except for selected Brittany Spears songs.
2. 90% of the customers should be wearing silver-tipped roach-killers.
3. Conversation should stop for a moment when a non-Hispanic person enters while they are evaluated.



5. There should be a gaggle of skydivers there every sunday pounding cadillac margaritas
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"These Tamales are made with fresh vegeatables and spices in San Antonio, where people knwo what tamales should taste like."

"This tamale's made in New York City."

"NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!?"

"That really chaps Cora's hide..."



i was always disappointed the 'get a rope' version of that commercial ended up with him tied to the truck.. i always thought a silhouette of him swinging from a tree would have been more effective advertising.... damn PC execs...
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"That really chaps Cora's hide..."




Ok something about that just makes me wanna.....



nevermind....:$:D



:$ Well...to add to your "nevermind" comment...I do have leather chaps. :)
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Simple tests for a true Mexican restaurant.

1. There should be no English language songs on the jukebox except for selected Brittany Spears songs.
2. 90% of the customers should be wearing silver-tipped roach-killers.
3. Conversation should stop for a moment when a non-Hispanic person enters while they are evaluated.




Yup, last place i went in San Antonio (INSIDE the loop Racer42:P) We walked in and sat down and everyone looked at us funny, (three white boys) then we ordered a dish that was really spicy with a chipotle sauce on top and were drinking coronas. The waitress commented to us (in spanish only) that all the other waitresses were laughing at us "silly gringo's" for eating chiles and drinking cerveza.:D:D

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No Tamales? Isn't that the same as Burger King not having any burgers?:S

I've heard good things about Soho Cantina on Prince Street. I've never been but I can check out the menu on the way home if you want.

Also, Mexican Radio on Lafayette St is a popular lunch spot for many of my co-workers. Let me know if you try them.

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"That really chaps Cora's hide..."




Ok something about that just makes me wanna.....



nevermind....:$:D



:$ Well...to add to your "nevermind" comment...I do have leather chaps. :)



hmm redhead with caps... leaves to find a kitten ;)
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Will do...thanks, everyone, for the suggestions. I'm going to be here most of next month so I'm looking forward to finding time to enjoy. :)
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"That really chaps Cora's hide..."




Ok something about that just makes me wanna.....



nevermind....:$:D



:$ Well...to add to your "nevermind" comment...I do have leather chaps. :)



hmm redhead with caps... leaves to find a kitten ;)



Zen, honey....Caps? :D:D:D
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you can eat some awesome portuguese food at ALFAMA, in the west village! (not cheap though!) yummy

551 Hudson St.
New York , NY 10014
Phone: (212) 645-2500

ps they have chorizo, but portugues style!:)



Looks like I'll have to go there when I'm back next month. :)
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