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Rant - Mexican Restaurant in NYC

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Ok...what the heck is this?!?! I go to a Mexican restaurant and am looking forward to homemade tamales. I order them...anxiously looking forward to enjoying some awesome tamales, and what happens?!?! The waiter comes back and tells me they do not have any tamales! WTF?!?! NO TAMALES?!?! ARG!!!

Anyone have a suggestion about where to get some real, authentic tamales here in NYC?
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That's a good plan except for that one major draw back. I'd have to go to Texas. And after that drive I mentioned in the thread about things to do in New Mexico, where I drove across TX and went 12 hours without even seeing a rock or a cactus, just flat sand, decided I'd never set foot there again :P

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Ah, you went to the fucked up part of TX, the panhandle. I'm not a fan of that region either, I like North Central, central and south central TX. Basically from north of Dallas to Houston, the I-35/I-45 region.:P
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Sorry Cora,

You won't find too much genuine Mexican food in New York. We need to send up tortillas and chorizo to my guy's daughter who is going to school in Queens! And when she's home, she makes her mom cook for her every day!

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It is a well known fact that Mexican food as we know it in America, does not truly exist outside of the San Antonio City Limits.


Yes, that includes outside BOTH loops.

Also, no self respecting Mexican restaurant here is open after 3pm
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Not only is it HILARIOUS...we're DEPRIVED here. I've never had REAL Mexican food till I got it in Colorado...but for a good imitation~~~MONTEZUMA~~ in the Bronx..that's off the top of my head. Don't try anything in midtown, upper east/west/taco Hell.

I feel your pain. Thats the best I can do unless you wanna take a road trip over the Continental Divide~~April


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:D:D Cora! You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!..did you REALLY think that you'd find good Mexican food in NYC?:S:D I think the best tamales you'll find in NYC will be at the grocery store in the can..you know, those mushy ones:P



Hey...I found real authentic Mexican food in Racine, Wisconsin so I figure that if I can find it there, I should be able to find it in NYC. :D
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If you look hard enough you will find verrry good mexican food. Especially in Greenwich village.

For the most part many of the places you will find are good, but one particular one that I have come across, Tio Pepe Restaurant, was probably the best. If you get there late (like after midnight) the service isnt always the best, but the food rocks...I would say it may be the most authentic mexican food you can find in the Manhattan...everything is soo fresh and delicious! its between 6th and 7th ave on west 4th street. (greenwich village) The resturant itslef is so pretty too...if you go into the back theres this huge covered garden..they're open pretty late to (we've hit it as late as 2am and there was stilll a big crowd)


Thats the best in terms of food....if you want the best in terms of tequila or margaritas...let me know, cause I know of a few good ones;)

Hope that helps!

*daizey*

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Simple tests for a true Mexican restaurant.

1. There should be no English language songs on the jukebox except for selected Brittany Spears songs.
2. 90% of the customers should be wearing silver-tipped roach-killers.
3. Conversation should stop for a moment when a non-Hispanic person enters while they are evaluated.

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Simple tests for a true Mexican restaurant.

1. There should be no English language songs on the jukebox except for selected Brittany Spears songs.
2. 90% of the customers should be wearing silver-tipped roach-killers.
3. Conversation should stop for a moment when a non-Hispanic person enters while they are evaluated.



4. SMILE!!! or you'll get shot :D:P
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"These Tamales are made with fresh vegeatables and spices in San Antonio, where people knwo what tamales should taste like."

"This tamale's made in New York City."

"NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!?"

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