Sheenster303 0 #1 August 17, 2004 Alright you guys.......I need some help. As many of you know, I broke my ankle/leg a couple of weeks ago after a bad......no wait........a great landing. (My second ever stand up landing! ) Now I'm grounded from walking, working, skydiving, and pretty anything that involves my leg hanging down for more than five minutes. So my question for you guys is.........do you have any suggestions to keep me entertained while I'm down and out? I can't postwhore too much cuz I can't sit at the computer for long periods of time. I've watched about 20 movies in the past 2 weeks and even though I love movies, I'm getting a little tired of them. I've read 4 books and my eyes are getting a little tired. I'm so bored. Please give me some suggestions! Anything would be great!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 August 17, 2004 You could work as a phone sex operator. You just punch a code into your phone, and then you make money and have fun! (Just imagine the guy on the other end looks like Tom Cruise and not some toothless loser). If I weren't at work, I'd look up a link for you. Feel better Sheenie! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 August 17, 2004 QuoteYou could work as a phone sex operator I called a DZ several times back in the mid 90's to arrange a trip and always thought that the manifest girl had an immensly sexy voice. I later found that the DZO made his fortune with a phone sex business. Names withheld to protect the innocentsRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #4 August 17, 2004 Ah I've tried that a couple of times, but the guys just weren't turning me on. Oh wait......I'm supposed to be turning them on huh? I guess that could have been the problem. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 August 17, 2004 Remember, Sheenie Beenie . . . the longer you keep them on the phone, the more money you make. You have to be focused on what they want. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #6 August 17, 2004 But that's so hard to do! Especially now! Not being able to move very much can make a person very hard up for some lovin. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #7 August 17, 2004 Someone successfully sued in the UK for RSI from masturbating while working on a phone sex line. She was told by her employer to do anything to keep them on the line. A bad wrist and some very sore genitalia later and she had the guy in court. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 August 17, 2004 I hear you about getting bored with movies and books. It does suck. Hop online whenever you can and IM with your freinds. That was pretty much the only way i made it through my injury. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 August 17, 2004 Hey Kelly send me your number via PM and I'll call you. You can tryout your phonesex voice and script with me.. Promise I'll respect you afterwards. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 August 17, 2004 Sex. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 August 17, 2004 Go to Wal-Mart and buy some lego sets, or maybe a couple plastic model sets. Make some cool stuff.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #12 August 17, 2004 I need to get a setup around my computer so my leg isn't hanging down. If I didn't have to sit straight up at the computer, I would be a serious postwhore. I'll see what I can come up with. Then you will all be sorry!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 August 17, 2004 Dave had a good idea . . . You could do something crafty. make your mom go buy you a whole bunch of scrapbooking stuff or something. Or you could learn to knit like the celebs. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #14 August 17, 2004 I'm not much of a crafty person, but legos sounds fun! And if you ever catch me knitting, it's because I have gone crazy from the boredom. My mom is trying to get me to cross-stitch, but I'm too impatient. Good idea about the scrapbooking stuff though. She bought me a whole of bunch stuff for Christmas a couple of years ago that I never used. Maybe I can actually do something with the billions of pictures I have. I'll even make a special Kelly/Carly section of when we all dyed our own hair. What a disaster. Memories......la la la la.......I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 August 17, 2004 Nooo! No pics of that freakin' disaster! My hair looked like living shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #16 August 17, 2004 I'm getting so bored that I feel I want to change my hair. How does neon pink sound to you?I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 August 17, 2004 QuoteMy mom is trying to get me to cross-stitch, but I'm too impatient. Well can you do it long enough for the cool cross sticth thing i saw at walmart? It's the Funshine care bear and i want it sooo bad, but i can't cross stitch at all. Think about it... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #18 August 17, 2004 I've actually done a couple of big cross-stitch projects, but I usually get really frustrated when I mess up. I'll see what I can do to get that done for you. But beware........it may take me a lifetime to get it done. I start over completely everytime I mess up.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #19 August 18, 2004 You can become addicted to watching Days of our Lives like I have. I know it's pathetic, but I'm including it in my lawsuit. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #20 August 18, 2004 QuoteI've actually done a couple of big cross-stitch projects, but I usually get really frustrated when I mess up. I'll see what I can do to get that done for you. just do one of the hook and loop rugs...... i want to make a big one of skydiving.. just never have had the time.. iwant it big like 4' x 6' ... someday i'll get around to making the patern and cutting the yarn and puttingit all together.. untill then.............. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #21 August 18, 2004 Learn to make hemp necklaces. Order a bunch of closing pins. Get some very tiny split rings (like keyrings) from a craft store. Put the closing pins onto the split rings and make closing pin necklaces for selling to skydivers. (Skydivers will buy anything, trust me!) Even if you don't bother making closing pin necklaces for sale, knot tying is great relaxing activity. I suggest you buy a book called The Complete Book of Decorative Knots by Geoffrey Budworth. It has a lot of really cool knots with very understandable diagrams. It's very satisfying to tie a nice Turk's Head or Monkey's Fist. (Yes, the same Monkey's Fist that is used to make pilot chute handles! I personally made the one that's on my rig.) Budworth is certainly not the only guy who's written knot books, but he's one of the best. He is a founding member of the International Guild of Knot Tyers. You can't go wrong with any of his books, but the one I mentioned is very good for learning the knots used to make necklaces and such. Even if he spells his name wrong. Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #22 August 18, 2004 QuoteI'm getting so bored that I feel I want to change my hair. How does neon pink sound to you? somehow i seem to know a few members of the pink hair club... i'm so bored i'm thinking of tatooes to cover my new scars... or perhaps a trip to vegas.. i can kill time at blackjack tables there too.. and time helps me heal right?? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 August 18, 2004 QuoteI need to get a setup around my computer so my leg isn't hanging down. If I didn't have to sit straight up at the computer, I would be a serious postwhore. I'll see what I can come up with. Then you will all be sorry! Three words: wireless mouse/keyboard Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 August 18, 2004 Quoteor perhaps a trip to vegas.. i can kill time at blackjack tables there too.. and time helps me heal right?? You need a personal assistant to help you out in vegas? I know an awesome chica that would love to come along. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #25 August 18, 2004 i need personal assistance everywhere... oh wait that wasnt what you meant.. my next task as an invalid is to watch starving college students break...err ah move my stuff from storage into a new apt..... then maybe the vegas trip ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
