Preparing for Emergencies.... hehehe

[mr2mk1g 10]

Which advice would you follow? The Govt. flyer they spent god knows how many millions on dropped though my door today.... and straight into the bin.

http://www.preparingforemergencies.gov.uk/
http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/

(the humour in this post requires you to be able to read one or two lines of text on the linked websites. Apologies in advance to those of short attention span).

[Kennedy 0]

You talking about this line?

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You can also order the booklet in .... and Braille formats ....

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[CrazyIvan 0]

"Department of vague paranoia"

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[adamjenner 0]

i like the one question in the FAQ
"what is an emergancy?"

[shropshire 0]

Reminds me of the good old days and the "Protect and Survive" booklet.

You could survive a nurclear attack by living under a table and painting your windows white ..TeHe Oh how we larffed.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[mr2mk1g 10]

you mean the bit that follows on from that: "We wouldn't have bothered, but Blunkett insisted"...

David Blunkett being a high profile but blind politician over here.

[mr2mk1g 10]

By the way - did any other Brits get this booklet yet? Have you just binned it or have you put it safely away in your air raid shelter like you're supposed to have - in between your cans of beans and water purifier...

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Not yet, but I reckon Auchenblae is way down the list of targets.

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