Kris 0 #1 August 15, 2004 Okay, I went and registered Messican.net (heh) and moved everything over there. The site isn't active yet but I can still get there through the hosting prod. The pictures average 90-120K each... So....without further adieu, here we go again! The List! (727K) Whew! I made it back home yesterday night and much fun was had. To make it easier, I'll just give a day-by-day breakdown.Saturday So...Porn Kittie hitched a ride with me and we showed up on Saturday around 2pm. Walking into the tent was like walking into a reunion. We were greeted by Bytch, Misslmperfect, VSG, Airmail, and others. I gave Casie the $0.10 tour and went off with Phree to go jump the PAC. I love this plane. We took it up with 4 jumpers. We passed the Skydive Arizona otter like it was standing still. Nig-noggery resumed and we partied hard well into the night. Sunday I decided that my video camera makes a poor still camera and I proceeded to head to the nearest Wally World and pick up a digital camera. Ya' gotta respect the $99 3.2MP camera. Dinner was had and I got to hang out with AverageJoe, Bytch, FlyAngel2, and Airmail. After dinner, it was time to head out to get some drinks and watch some new Rodriguez bretheren get initiated. Zeemax, Z's girlfriend Taffy (nude pics witheld to protect the innocent), KidIcarus, and Unstable got their names. Wingi, Misslmperfect, ChasingBlueSkies, and myself were quite happy after seeing some boobies at the initiation. Unfortunately, when we got back to the tent, Nightjumper was quite upset to learn he missed the boobies. Sunshine was an early casualty that evening but managed to keep the couch warm. Weegegirl stopped by with her Michigan peeps and helped to keep the party going. And going it kept....Bolas kept his word and got his head shaved with WFFC 04 on his noggin. A goodnight kiss from Roadrash, MoodySkydiver, and Misslmperfect closed out the evening. Monday The group gathered early and started planning the day. Inflatable dives were considered and Girlfalldown and Sunshine were sent in to guard the toys. Jceman and his wife Lynn dropped by to make sure the tent was still in one piece. Vallerina came by to model some new purchases from Gravity Gear but couldn't be talked out of her clothes for a real modelling session....sigh. Fake Kramer, KatieBear21, and ChasingBlueSkies have now started an exclusive club for chrome sunglass wearers...details forthcoming. Happythoughts doesn't have chrome, but he is still funnier in person than online. Whether that's funnier looking or funnier humor I still haven't decided. We were all evacuated to the hangars for the storm that brought in crappy weather to last until late Thursday. It blew though quickly and then it was time for Hellfish TOGA! Casie, Wingi, Kramer, Clay, and KidIcarus were ready to go. Unfortunately, the brits Zeemax and Taffy just couldn't get it together. Apparently there were some cultural differences. RoadRash accesorized with silly string and was a hit. Tuesday Even though it was only 50 degrees out, HH thought that RoadRash, Sunshine, and Casie looked hot and needed some cooling. Several of us rushed to aid with cooling jugs of water to dump on them when they pulled up in Wingi's styling Harley golfcart. Unfortunately, HH appareantly meant aesthetics, not temperature. whoops. And, in true HD fashion, Wingi's cart did break down on a daily basis. Appearences were put in by Scotty Carbone, Flyangel2, RevJim, and Da'Gimp & Betsy. In a bad attempt to get in touch with his feminine side, Head Honcho decided to take a spin on Sunny's bike. A meeting was held on the matter but we decided to go with a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. AverageJoe announced that it was 0'Beer-Thirty on the clock and I decided to curl up with a blanket. Val decided to take Clay's bike for a spin and seemed to be enjoying herself once the fear wore off. Da'gimp broke his ass in a golf cart accident but Dr. Amy was there to make sure he wasn't completely broken. Dinner was had and Sunny passing out again was a signal that another night had come to a close. Wednesday Due to some squirrely winds, not a lot happened during the day. SkymonkeyONE took Clay's ride for a spin, Zeemax kept his pimp hand strong, Daizey & Phree conserved heat on the couch, and Clay tried desperately to prove that size doesn't matter. Skymedic and the lovely FallinWoman showed up and, for those that weren't paying attention, got engaged at WFFC. The honeymoon next year will be at Rantoul '05. Seriously.Flyangel2 brought out Humphrey and proceeded to molest several people including Billvon & Amy, and Aprilcat. Thursday Today was Moody's birfday. Look at the birthday girl smile. I didn't get any day shots worth posting, but that's okay, all hell broke loose that evening anyway. RoadRash, Zeemax, Taffy, their friend Louise, Skymedic, and myself went into Champaign to get some sushi. On the way there, Zeemax saw a WalMart and was immediately sporting wood. He forced us to promise that we would stop by on the way back or he'd keep punishing us. He had control of my iPod and was playing a marathon of Weird Al. We quickly acquiesced. After dinner we made the run to WalMart and got supplies for his golfcart including strobing neon tubes, road flares, furry steering wheel cover, flags, and some NOS stickers. We also picked up several orange safety vests as we thought they would provide a shield of safety. We found out later they were seriously defective. Once we got back to the tent, Zeemax immediately went to work. Taffy expressed some concern, but Indyz thought the finished product was worth it. We think the trouble started when the driver got fueled along with his golfcart. Lou is on the far left of that pic and seemed to approve in true British stoic fashion. We decided to hit the party tent and see some boobies. Yup. It was Wet T-Shirt night! ChileRellano was in attendance as we watched boobies, boobies, boobies. Interestingly enough, that hand with the dollar bills belonged to SuperWoman. That girl can party! I made a hasty retreat back to the DZ.com tent and ran into Casie with Lil' John (Golden Knight), and Jonno. Wingi was passed out so Revenge of the Duck Joke was had. At that point, it was almost 1 AM and I had to be at the tent at 7 AM to collect Casie and begin the drive back to OK on Friday morning. RoadRash and I got into my car so I could give her a ride to her room when my phone started ringing. I had left my phone in the car so the timing was perfect. It was ChasingBlueSkies to tell me that Zeemax and Lou were driving their golfcart on the runway when Zeemax lost control and flipped it. The cart ended up on top of them and Zeemax was out cold. Since I was the sober one, I was asked to take them to the hospital. We immediately drove out to the runway to pick them up and things were ugly, folks. Zee had gotten knocked out for a minute and was dazed for several minutes afterwards. He didn't remember flipping the cart or anything else until I showed up. He was also shivering pretty badly, had a good rash on the side of his head, and was complaining about his arm. Zee hadn't had a good week so far as he had already managed to dislocate his kneecap putting his rig on. Lou was actually worse off with a broken nose, lost tooth, and she had managed to puncture her upper lip in two places when her teeth went through. I got directions to the hospital, piled them into my car, and off we went to Carle hospital in Urbana. They were highly impressed by American Healthcare and were in & out in no time flat. Zeemax didn't have any serious damage and Lou we quickly taken care of. Zeemax 1, Zeemax 2, Louise The list of people I met was huge, the fun I had & memories made during that week will last a lifetime. This was my 4th WFFC and they keep getting better and better. I can't wait until next year so that I can see my extended family again.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #2 August 15, 2004 Ooh hell I am saving up starting now for next year!!! what a story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #3 August 15, 2004 GREAT report ! I see a Pulitzer in your future, young man. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #4 August 15, 2004 What the hell did clay do to his toga? It looks like a diaper over his head. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #5 August 15, 2004 Excellent. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #6 August 15, 2004 What a great post, that must have taken you all day. Vibes to the injured and congratulations to Skymedic & FallinWoman. Glad you all survived & maybe.. i'll just see if i can make it out there some day soon. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #7 August 15, 2004 First off - learn how to spell my name!!! What about those pics of Mouth?? I have about 600 photos to go through (hey, it rained a lot and I had to find a way to pass the time)...I'll try to get some of them posted once my liver recovers. There are so many memories! BTW - thanks for being my pusher you rat bastard!!! I love the nylon crack! I even did a BirdMan jump from the chopper!!_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 August 16, 2004 Kris... you are too cool. That's a riot. BTW.... that was Downwind in the picture with me. We were really... umm... intoxicated... and trying to weigh the two of us together on the scale at the same time. Well, it sounded like a great idea at the time. Seriously... it was a blast meeting all you peeps. When's the next boogie????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #9 August 16, 2004 QuoteWhat the hell did clay do to his toga? It looks like a diaper over his head. I don't know....after I saw it was Clay wearing a toga, I tried not to look any closer. Wingnut, however, looks like a young Jean Harlow in his evening gown toga. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 August 16, 2004 Umm....when was i laying on the ground for that pic? I must mention i have the most pimpalicious bike ever!! I'm tired and i miss my freinds. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #11 August 16, 2004 Thanks for the story & pics, great job!! Beats the hell out of the webcam!! Looks like you guys had a blast!! Glad to hear everyone survived. DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #12 August 16, 2004 Ugh! I just got home and I'm tired! Even though I was working for the entire convention it was well worth it.I'll try to get some pics up later. BTW Kris, why do you always find the crappiest pics of me to put online? Anywho, I have a list of people I need to thank for finally getting me back in the air on my (slightly belated) b-day jump. Nightjumper- it wouldn't have happened without you.Mucho thanks and appreciation. Billvon Amy Wingnut jceman you guys are the best! Thank you for sharing such a great b-day experience. Nothing is better than time spent among friends.(Thanks for the RB initiation wingi!) Norman Kent-you're truely one of the most awesome people I've ever met. I enjoyed working with you at the convention and hope to see you again in the future. Thanks for the wonderful experience. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 August 16, 2004 Oh Amber, happy belated birthday, sweetheart! KRIS ~ Wow! What a funny write-up! Thank you for taking the time...I even made my BF read it! It seems like you had a great time! I am also appreciative that you have no pics of me...yay! Some of those pics on your thread are just fricken PRICELESS, my friend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #14 August 16, 2004 Hey, what happened to the pictures you took before I left. Geez, I didn't even get a mention. See if I pose in hug shots again. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #15 August 16, 2004 Someone made a bday cake for her! See the pic!_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #16 August 16, 2004 QuoteHey, what happened to the pictures you took before I left. Geez, I didn't even get a mention. See if I pose in hug shots again. Who's Yo' [Monkey]? Actually, all the pics of us were taken by Bo so I didn't have them to post. There weren't any on my camera. You'll just have to stay longer next year. I'll just have to stalk you more this year. Heh. And thanks to everyone else who enjoyed my writeup.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #17 August 16, 2004 And here are some of those pics! BTW - who was it that was putting ice down her pants??? See pics for answer. Notice Bolas with his hair still in this picture._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #18 August 16, 2004 Great report, Kris! I'll have to make it next year. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #19 August 16, 2004 At least you know Monkey hugs were in full effect the few days I was there. Too bad you missed a few that happened during the day sat. They were fun. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #20 August 16, 2004 QuoteGreat report, Kris! I'll have to make it next year. Yes, I so wanted you to come, Cora! Next year, you can come and stay with me in my room!!!! YAY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #21 August 16, 2004 I realized later on that I missed out on one of you hugs taking all of those pics! Oh yea, I have one of the belly artwork as well._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #22 August 16, 2004 LMAO...some things need not be posted and remind me as I'm passing out hugs to attack and let someone else take the pics. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #23 August 16, 2004 sweet write up... who'd of thought you could flip a golf cart... ?Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 August 16, 2004 Quotewho'd of thought you could flip a golf cart... ? Listening to you on the phone trying to explain why your insurance company should pay the damages was priceless. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #25 August 16, 2004 HOLY SHIT yeah it was, Ins CO: Where did the accident happen? Zee: um on an airport runway That was freaking hilarious, There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
