Conundrum 1 #1 August 19, 2004 A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers. WIFE: Who is this? MAID: This is the maid. WIFE: We don't have a maid. MAID: I was hired this morning by the man of the house. WIFE: Well, this is his wife. Is he there? MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife. The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000? MAID: Of course! What will I have to do? WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with. The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps. MAID: What do I do with the bodies? WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool. MAID: There's no pool here. A long pause... WIFE: Wait...Is this 832-4821? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 August 19, 2004 What's the title? "A tale of 2 blondes" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 August 19, 2004 That is too funny. I had to cover my mouth to stifle my laugh. I hope she still paid up. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #4 August 19, 2004 OMG! Just got busted playing on the internet at my new temp job (by the assistant on a powertrip that is overseeing the temp work I'm doing). I was laughing so hard at this joke though it brought the real boss out who it turns out is a former skydiver and saw that I was on dz.com. Told his assistant she needed to take a "chill pill" and sat here talking about skydiving for the last few minutes. He just forwarded the joke to most of the office. Wish you could all see the assistant's face. I feel kind of bad for her, but well, I'm over it now. Thanks for the save Chelle!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #5 August 19, 2004 hahahaha nice joke!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 August 19, 2004 That's funny...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
