happythoughts 0 #26 July 29, 2004 Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but what happened to the romantic idea of just buying a guy drinks until gets amorous. It always worked on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #27 July 29, 2004 Uh... Happy, this isn't a technique for men to use. That is, unless you've built up a tolerance for pepper spray... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #28 July 31, 2004 QuoteQuoteClub over head and drag caveman/woman style yea we were trying to decide between a 2x4, 4x6 or a 4x10 I think the 4X6 should work nicelyTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #29 August 1, 2004 Quote pretty much most things outside of just knocking him over and planting one on him Replace above with: pretty much most things outside of just knocking him over and planting on him. Might get the point across ever better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #30 August 1, 2004 QuoteI think the 4X6 should work nicely No no no, that's too much of a board, you need more a club, something a bit more rounded. Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #31 August 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think the 4X6 should work nicely No no no, that's too much of a board, you need more a club, something a bit more rounded. Hummm, well I don't think the guy I whack will know the difference between a 4x6 and a rounded club. The whole point is to just get them out cold and in bed. Get it all over with before they wake up and realize what happened. It's the ruffie of the stone agesTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #32 August 3, 2004 QuoteThe whole point is to just get them out cold and in bed Sounds good! Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #33 August 3, 2004 Jeez - You women are worse than us men ! Im wearing a helmet to the office tomorrow !! ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #34 August 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteThe whole point is to just get them out cold and in bed Sounds good! Thanks to the modern miracles of metal, we have handcufs so we can just keep you there for as long as needed even if you wake upTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #35 August 4, 2004 How can something so devious be wrapped so sweet ? ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #36 August 4, 2004 QuoteThanks to the modern miracles of metal, we have handcufs so we can just keep you there for as long as needed even if you wake up So that's why it didn't work for cavemen - they were missing the handcuffs! I think you're onto something here Paige... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #37 August 19, 2004 QuoteHow can something so devious be wrapped so sweet ? Because that's what females do best!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #38 August 20, 2004 QuoteSo that's why it didn't work for cavemen - they were missing the handcuffs! I think you're onto something here Paige... Well, right now I'm not onto anything or anyone at least for a while But I do believe the handcuffs were the missing element or link in the evolutionary chainTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #39 August 20, 2004 QuoteCourtship - bah - who needs it, just tag em & train em. oh, we're talking bout men not women's courtship. Just don't bite our heads off when you're done, the way a praying mantis mama would. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites