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Skydivers - Courtship rituals

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Uh... Happy, this isn't a technique for men to use.:S

That is, unless you've built up a tolerance for pepper spray... :P
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I think the 4X6 should work nicely



No no no, that's too much of a board, you need more a club, something a bit more rounded. ;)



Hummm, well I don't think the guy I whack will know the difference between a 4x6 and a rounded club. The whole point is to just get them out cold and in bed. Get it all over with before they wake up and realize what happened. It's the ruffie of the stone ages:P;):)
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The whole point is to just get them out cold and in bed



Sounds good! :P



Thanks to the modern miracles of metal, we have handcufs so we can just keep you there for as long as needed even if you wake up:P
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Thanks to the modern miracles of metal, we have handcufs so we can just keep you there for as long as needed even if you wake up:P



So that's why it didn't work for cavemen - they were missing the handcuffs! I think you're onto something here Paige... :P
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So that's why it didn't work for cavemen - they were missing the handcuffs! I think you're onto something here Paige... :P



Well, right now I'm not onto anything or anyone at least for a while :( But I do believe the handcuffs were the missing element or link in the evolutionary chain:P
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Courtship - bah - who needs it, just tag em & train em.

oh, we're talking bout men not women's courtship.



Just don't bite our heads off when you're done, the way a praying mantis mama would.

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