LivingLegend 0 #1 July 29, 2004 This behaviour sounds disturbingly familiar!! www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/12215207?source=Evening%20Standard ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #2 July 29, 2004 Yeah, I'm always vibrating my wings way too early. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #3 July 29, 2004 guiltyGoggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #4 July 29, 2004 So, normally "goes through a complex ritual when trying to attract a mate. He follows the female, taps her with his foreleg, "sings" by vibrating his wings, and finally touches her genitalia. Only then is copulation attempted." But "when the functioning of the cells was interfered with, the male tried to perform the ritual actions simultaneously." so a guy taps you w/ his foreleg, sings & copulates @ the same time!! walking & chewing gum has nothing on that! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #5 July 29, 2004 QuoteBut "when the functioning of the cells was interfered with, the male tried to perform the ritual actions simultaneously." I think there is a reverse problem too....some do it at once...then there are the others that just go "duh" and cant remember how the whole courtship thing goes Sometimes ya know She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #6 July 29, 2004 Courtship - bah - who needs it, just tag em & train em. oh, we're talking bout men not women's courtship. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 July 29, 2004 QuoteCourtship - bah - who needs it, just tag em & train em. Bwahahahaha roflmao eeneR gets a running start *thunk*She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 July 29, 2004 Is she "Heeled" now?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #9 July 29, 2004 QuoteIs she "Heeled" now? Sorry there turtle i do not "Heel" for anyone...my dogs on the other hand do a fantastic job of "Heeling" for me though The running start was to go knock someone over...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 July 29, 2004 QuoteThe running start was to go knock someone over... That's part of my dating strategy too. I accidentally knock a woman over. Then, in a very chivalrous manner, I extend my hand to help her up and offer my apologies. Women love chivalry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #11 July 29, 2004 QuoteThat's part of my dating strategy too. My problem is said victim wouldnt know a girl hitting on him...unless she took a 2x4 to his head...so im learning roflmaoShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #12 July 29, 2004 Try a 4x6 then. After all, size matters._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #13 July 29, 2004 QuoteTry a 4x6 then. You might be on to somethign there....maybe a 4x10? use a roofing beam? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 July 29, 2004 The problem is women are too subtle. Walk up to him, rip off all your clothes and whisper "Take me now" in his ear. Works great in the supermarket. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #15 July 29, 2004 QuoteThe problem is women are too subtle. Walk up to him, rip off all your clothes and whisper "Take me now" in his ear. Me thinks he might fall over of a heart attack if i did that...bwahahahahaShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 July 29, 2004 We'd need to video the incident ot prove innocence of foul play.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #17 July 29, 2004 QuoteWe'd need to video the incident ot prove innocence of foul play. Im sure he would be pissed if he didnt have his camera on too She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #18 July 29, 2004 QuoteThe problem is women are too subtle. Walk up to him, rip off all your clothes and whisper "Take me now" in his ear. Works great in the supermarket. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 July 29, 2004 QuoteThe problem is women are too subtle. Walk up to him, rip off all your clothes and whisper "Take me now" in his ear. Works great in the supermarket. Word to the wise, stay away from the frozen foods section. I can't get served in Pizza Hut anymore either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #20 July 29, 2004 QuoteWord to the wise, stay away from the frozen foods section. I can't get served in Pizza Hut anymore either. Bwahahahahaha roflmaoShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 July 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat's part of my dating strategy too. My problem is said victim wouldnt know a girl hitting on him...unless she took a 2x4 to his head...so im learning roflmao C'mon... you never learned the boobie rub? In a nonchalant manner, stand next to him so that he gets a good whiff of your cologne. Then, as if it were accidental, rub them on his arm. If he's sitting, just lean over him to get something and rub them on his neck (my personal fav I thought all girls practiced that with lemons in their shirts by the time they were 12. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #22 July 29, 2004 QuoteI thought all girls practiced that with lemons in their shirts by the time they were 12. I have tried many a thing....all the suttle nice stuff isnt working... Trust me... I have made an effort...pretty much most things outside of just knocking him over and planting one on him She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 July 29, 2004 clicky QuotePenguins are turning to prostitution. But instead of doing it for money, Antarctic dolly-birds are turning tricks to get rocks off their menfolk. Stones are essential for penguins to build their nests. A shortage has led to the unorthodox tactics. "Stones are the valuable currency in penguin terms," said Dr Fiona Hunter, a researcher in the Zoology Department at Cambridge University, who has spent five years observing the birds' mating patterns. Sure, blame the rock shortage. QuoteAll of the female penguins Dr Hunter observed trading sex for stones had partners. Penguins stick to the same mate, she said, but none of the males twigged what was happening. "There was no suspicion on the part of the males. Females quite often go off on their own to collect stones, so as far as the males are concerned there is no reason to suspect." She added: "It tends to be females targeting single males, otherwise the partner female would beat the intruder up." Those poor trusting fellers. QuoteShe said she does not think the female penguins are doing it just for the stones. "The female only takes one or two stones," she said. "It takes hundreds to build the nest to get their eggs off the ground. "I think what they are doing is having copulation for another reason and just taking the stones as well. We don't know exactly why, but they are using the males." "...using the males" Knew it. Quote The most stones Dr Hunter saw a single female taking was 62, although she said she suspects her final total was higher. 62? Sixty-twooooo? Baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #24 July 29, 2004 QuoteCourtship - bah - who needs it, just tag em & train em. oh, we're talking bout men not women's courtship. Club over head and drag caveman/woman styleTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #25 July 29, 2004 QuoteClub over head and drag caveman/woman style yea we were trying to decide between a 2x4, 4x6 or a 4x10 She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
