MochaSkyChick 0 #1 September 5, 2003 Not sure if this is a repost. If so, I'll apologize in advance to all who are annoyed by reposts. Clicky PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #2 September 5, 2003 LMAO! Kind of like a 12-pack pretty!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #3 September 5, 2003 QuoteLMAO! Kind of like a 12-pack pretty!! I wonder if women ever get beer goggles like that?? Mel Torme suddenly becomes Mel Gibson PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #4 September 5, 2003 QuoteI wonder if women ever get beer goggles like that? I know I've had a pair on a time or two, but luckily I usually sober up before anything happens!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #5 September 5, 2003 haha! That's cute! I'm so glad that's never happened to me, lol! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #6 September 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteI wonder if women ever get beer goggles like that? I know I've had a pair on a time or two, but luckily I usually sober up before anything happens!!! What is it about alcohol that suddenly makes people seems cuter and funnier? PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 September 5, 2003 QuoteWhat is it about alcohol that suddenly makes people seem cuter or funnier? *Diva slams down another beer* I'm sorry what was the question?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #8 September 6, 2003 Quote*Diva slams down another beer* I'm sorry what was the question?! OMFG! Nice one!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #9 September 6, 2003 *Diva crushes can on forehead* Thanks dude!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #10 September 6, 2003 Quote*Diva crushes can on forehead* *in awe* *swoon* No problemmo! *still impressed*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #11 September 6, 2003 Thinks to self " I hope Kris has had a few beers" *Hands him a pair of beer goggles* *Diva starts dancing and singing* I'm too sexy for my......"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #12 September 6, 2003 *realizes that he's stone sober...grabs a water so as not to ruin this great moment* Noice! So...umm...do you take requests? *throws in Paul Oakenfold's 108-minute Gatecrasher mix and watches the Diva dance*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #13 September 6, 2003 What is so bad about that? I obviously will never get BS on my own. Down a sixpack and voila! I'm sleeping with BS! Beer is good! "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #14 September 6, 2003 *Thinks to self*" The power of the beer goggles..he hasn't run away yet!" What Kris doesn't realize is that she does lap dances upon request! *Continues to dance...someone in the crowd yells "DOOR"...Diva jumps off the bar and arches*"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #15 September 6, 2003 What Diva doesn't realize is that Kris guessed at the lap dance... *catches Diva in mid-arch and whisks her off to the "champagne room"* Umm...I'm all out of $20's. Can I stuff these jump tickets to 15K into your thong instead?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #16 September 6, 2003 *Checks alti thinking thanks Kris...I forgot to pull* Jump tickets??? Did you say jump tickets??? *Diva adjusts her thong*"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #17 September 6, 2003 Why yes, I did say...and there's a lot of them, too bad that's such a small thong. *grabs the spool of jump tickets and proceeds to get happy* *also adds Diva into the list of those who must be drunk-dialed this weekend....or this evening...*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #18 September 6, 2003 But I have a really big bra!! *Drools at the sight of jump tickets* I'm too sexy for my...... *Diva checks to make sure both phones are on*"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #19 September 6, 2003 QuoteBut I have a really big bra!! Mmmm....happy place.... Quote*Diva checks to make sure both phones are on* On what? Vibrate?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #20 September 6, 2003 QuoteMmmm...happy place Yeah they're pretty darn happy!QuoteOn what? Vibrate? You've been reading other threads haven't you?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #21 September 6, 2003 QuoteWhat is it about alcohol that suddenly makes people seems cuter and funnier? Hey wait you said I was funny and cute. WERE YOU DRUNK?!!!!!!!!!! STORMS in FL, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #22 September 6, 2003 QuoteYeah they're pretty darn happy! And really now....don't all things in big bra's deserve to be happy? I believe so. QuoteYou've been reading other threads haven't you?! I like to think of myself as "up-to-date" on DZ.com events.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #23 September 6, 2003 QuoteI like to think of myself as "up-to-date" on DZ.com events. And what a fine job you are doing!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #24 September 6, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhat is it about alcohol that suddenly makes people seems cuter and funnier? Hey wait you said I was funny and cute. WERE YOU DRUNK?!!!!!!!!!! STORMS in FL, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL...No I was very sober when I said that! That's because you are a cutie and can always make me laugh. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #25 August 21, 2004 Since you brought up snorting beer, Ivan. I remembered this little thread."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
