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Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking ... surely I cannot look that old? If so, you may enjoy this short story.


While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.


This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school. "Yes," he replied!


"When did you graduate?" I asked.


He answered, "In 1971. Why?"


"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.


He looked at me closely and then the son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

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That's so funny! :D:D I've had the same thoughts when encountering people I knew way back when... I'm sure they were thinking the same about me...
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I realized i was getting old the first time I drove past a high school and found myself looking at the teachers.;)
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"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.


He looked at me closely and then the son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"



now THAT'S funny:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
ROFLMAO:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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