Saying the Right Thing

[crwmike 0]

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. Marty looks
around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a
note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well,
you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies,"Oh
that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take
your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

[CrazyIvan 0]

Do you know what this means?

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[crwmike 0]

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Do you know what this means?

Well the obvious is that you have way too much time on your hands. Was there something else?

Michael

[Kris 0]

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Well the obvious is that you have way too much time on your hands. Was there something else?

*snicker*

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™