turtlespeed 226 #1 August 23, 2004 I have been working so fast that a field was generated around me, my cubicle, and my computer that showed a 15 minute time variance. We all know that as you approach the speed of light - time slows down. three weeks ago, I set my Computers clock by the local radio station, tv station, some internet dealy whopper web site and my grandfather - who always knows what time it is. All of them were within 1 minute of each other. Now my clock reads 15 minutes and 37 seconds slower than all of those times - So I have concluded that I have been working too fast and deserve a raise. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 August 23, 2004 Bite me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 August 23, 2004 QuoteBite me. Where? oh - wait - Don't you have work to do?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 August 23, 2004 Here's your raise! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 August 23, 2004 Actually.. the clock screwing up on your computer is one of the early warning signs that its gonna crash. You'd better save your shit! I'm not kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 August 23, 2004 QuoteWhere? I'll get washable markers and draw arrows on my body for ya. QuoteDon't you have work to do? No...i'm really bored. I need something to do damnit. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhere? I'll get washable markers and draw arrows on my body for ya. QuoteDon't you have work to do? No...i'm really bored. I need something to do damnit. Well, for (insert explative here) sake, go get some markers, doodle a bit and post pictures!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #8 August 24, 2004 I would listen to chaoskitty and get your stuff backed up....or you could just back up your personal stuff and have some time off work while IT fix your PC... just food for thought Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #9 August 24, 2004 I would listen to chaoskitty and get your stuff backed up....or you could just back up your personal stuff and have some time off work while IT fix your PC... just food for thought Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #10 August 24, 2004 QuoteActually.. the clock screwing up on your computer is one of the early warning signs that its gonna crash. You'd better save your shit! I'm not kidding. I don't think it's that dire. PC clocks have never been particularly accurate, and certain applications (usually games) can really mess with the time. So Turtle...what have you been playing.....er, I mean doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #11 August 24, 2004 If your computer at work crashes, we are taking you off the network at the DZ. We will have to determine that it is you I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleWill 1 #12 August 24, 2004 Nothing will crash, backups is for losers!There is a lot of stuff worth doing but then there is a lot of stuff worth doing instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #13 August 24, 2004 QuoteNothing will crash, backups is for losers! hahahhaaaa.. famous last words!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 August 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteNothing will crash, backups is for losers! hahahhaaaa.. famous last words!! I really think it is the speed at which my fingers are doing this typing thing - - not even the memory on the dcomputer can keep up and it gets confused and inserts characters and spaces where it thinks is appropriate.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #15 August 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteNothing will crash, backups is for losers! hahahhaaaa.. famous last words!! I really think it is the speed at which my fingers are doing this typing thing - - not even the memory on the dcomputer can keep up and it gets confused and inserts characters and spaces where it thinks is appropriate. Yes, yes. That must be it. You are faster than a computer.. someone give this boy a raise!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleWill 1 #16 August 24, 2004 I am responsible, among other things, for backup prosesses on a couple of servers, it's a constant source of stress. I love it though when users lose data because they trusted the hard drive in their laptop or desktop. It's like, -ha, you ignored my email - nobody ignores my emails and gets away with it. About the time, it might just be the battery starting to go and might not be linked to the speed of work or software at all. Just a shot in the dark.There is a lot of stuff worth doing but then there is a lot of stuff worth doing instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #17 August 24, 2004 Sounds like a PEBKAC error to me.... I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
