Slappie 9 #1 August 22, 2004 there wouldn't be any thievery in this world.. Continue if you know the words "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 August 22, 2004 Holy jesus, what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that private pyle? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #3 August 22, 2004 .....a jelly fuckin donught!!!! and why are you not alowed to have jelly donughts pvt pyle?!?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 August 22, 2004 Do you think I'm cute do you think I'm funny?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #5 August 22, 2004 Er, no Because I'm too heavy, sir. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #6 August 22, 2004 Get off my obstacle! get the fuck off my obstacle, you slimey walrus looking piece of shit! I'm going rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 August 22, 2004 How tall are you private?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #8 August 22, 2004 Sir, five foot nine, Sir! Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 August 22, 2004 Are you a Peter Puffer?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #10 August 22, 2004 do you suck dick? Sir, no Sir! Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 August 22, 2004 What do we have a here?...a fucking comedian__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 August 22, 2004 Quote Because I'm too heavy, sir. Quote Because you're a disgusting FATBODY Pyle! ...So...ya seen any COMBAT?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #13 August 22, 2004 QuoteWhat do we have a here?...a fucking comedian Your days of finger banging ol' Mary Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties... -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 August 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhat do we have a here?...a fucking comedian Your days of finger banging ol' Mary Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties... Your ass looks like about 150 lb of chewed bubblegum__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #15 August 22, 2004 Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 August 22, 2004 ...go easy man! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 August 22, 2004 You little scumbag. I got your name. I got your ass. You will not laugh. You will not cry. You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Get up!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 August 22, 2004 Quote...go easy man! Private Pyle, the doctors have certified you as a fatbody. With those tits on you, you belong in Playboy. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 August 22, 2004 0300.. Infantry ..You made it. Edited to avoid pushups! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #20 August 22, 2004 I want it so sanitary and spotless and sparkling that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 August 22, 2004 I guess I was trying to say something about the duality of man sir.. the Jungian thing ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #22 August 22, 2004 Quote 0100.. Infantry ..You made it. Dude, you're killing me. 0300 is infantry, 0100 would be Admin. Make me correct you again and I'll PT you till you fucking die. I'll make you do push ups till your asshole is churning buttermilk. It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #23 August 22, 2004 Private Pyle, I wouldn't put my hands in piss for just anybody. I hope you appreciate that.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #24 August 22, 2004 Quote 0300.. Infantry ..You made it. Edited to avoid pushups! Well thank you very much can I be in charge for a little while? Hell, I like you. You can come to my house and fuck my sister. It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 August 22, 2004 ...one prime example of Alabama blacksnake...but it definitely ain't too Boo Coo! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites