cable tv show

[happythoughts 0]

My roommate are thinking about getting our own cable tv talk show. Our basic thing will be to bring on guests and interviewing them. We want it to be interesting. We don't want it to be a solely-skydiving show.

We figure that it would live-or-die based on the guests. Our ideas so far:
1. A few skydivers or scuba divers.
2. Other people with interesting hobbies.
3. People from interesting local places.
4. Some wannabe comedians.
5. Local leaders of various types.

We want to stay away from becoming a current-events or politics debate show.

Any ideas for guests or topics?

[YahooLV 0]

have LOTS of ideas, and a good set.

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[sunshine 2]

I'm having thoughts of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer set up a talk show in his apartment. I wanna be your guest. I can tell everyone the proper way to go shoe shopping.

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I'll bring the gimpy squirrel...

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have LOTS of ideas, and a good set.

Actually, my first idea was to ask you guys for ideas.

[towerrat 0]

yeah, what do I get to do? Can I be a comedian, my flying skills are pretty funny. I WANNA BE ON TV!

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[happythoughts 0]

I think that, at some point, a lot of friends will be guests. Mainly because we want to make the show interesting and I know a lot of interesting people.

If people think up a "theme" for the evening, we'll do it with them as the guest.

Maybe you and Mujie could be there for the jello-wrestling theme night?

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Maybe you and Mujie could be there for the jello-wrestling theme night?

Or maybe i can bring JJ and demonstrate the proper way to do Jello shots.

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yeah, what do I get to do? Can I be a comedian, my flying skills are pretty funny. I WANNA BE ON TV!

Flying skills are funny, landing needs improvement.

Could you wear your outfit from last Halloween?

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Maybe you and Mujie could be there for the jello-wrestling theme night?

Or maybe i can bring JJ and demonstrate the proper way to do Jello shots.

Excellent idea. It is amazing how many people can't work their tongue in the proper jello-eating technique. This should be one of those life-skills that are taught in junior college.

A skill with broader applications.

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Maybe you and Mujie could be there for the jello-wrestling theme night?

Or maybe i can bring JJ and demonstrate the proper way to do Jello shots.

Wait!! Can that be shown on TV?



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[towerrat 0]

what's wrong with my landings? So ONE little time I ran over ONE little parachute.......

I have no problem wearing that costume, especially now that I've gained another ten pounds sitting on the couch.

Ahhh.... nothing better than a fat bastard in a black teddy

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[happythoughts 0]

I could have the Three Musketeers on!

You guys could talk for 30 minutes, show some skydiving videos, show your tattoos, and then video yourselves terrorizing the tv station staff.

[happythoughts 0]

I can see it now.
A disclaimer at the bottom of the screen. "No, this man is not a transvestite. Hold your calls."
The next day, Rhonda Storm announces in a city council meeting that she is offended by our shows content, but strangely excited.
For a week, local newspapers write about "dignity" and "propriety".
After a month, I get a network show.

Is this what people mean by a business plan?

[Slappie 9]

Well since it will be cable access (assuming) you will have less restrictions on the use of nudity. Have some lovely ladies on set, just as decorations... Boobies alway enhance the ambience.

The way to choose a good wine? Ya know the cork is overated!! Buy it by the BOX! More bang for the buck.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I could have the Three Musketeers on!

You guys could talk for 30 minutes, show some skydiving videos, show your tattoos, and then video yourselves terrorizing the tv station staff.

LOL!!!!!!!! That would be awesome!!!!!!!!!! When do you want us to appear? I need to start making plans!


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[towerrat 0]

Maybe you could call it
"Happy and the Fat Bastard"

We'll invite Rhonda to the studio to debate with us about indecency, transvestites, the works.
We'll get her all fired up before taking off our trench coats to reveal our cock socks and fishnets.

I still have a pair of high heels, what size do you wear?
I'm sure we could find a way to get "special guest"
white chocolate to stop by and get jiggy with it

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I still have a pair of high heels, what size do you wear?

10 1/2 in flats. I quit wearing the others for religious reasons. Remember the scene in the Easter tv show where Jesus says to Mary, "Could you get me my flats? These spikes are killing me."

About halfway through the show, White Chocolate could stand up and yell "Kill Whitey".

I'll take the rest of city council out for drinks and then to the MV for some "fact finding". We can interview them afterwards.

[happythoughts 0]

As soon as we get enough show ideas, we are going to apply for a show. You guys have to come up with your own bail money though.

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10 1/2 in flats. I quit wearing the others for religious reasons. Remember the scene in the Easter tv show where Jesus says to Mary, "Could you get me my flats? These spikes are killing me."

About halfway through the show, White Chocolate could stand up and yell "Kill Whitey".

I'll take the rest of city council out for drinks and then to the MV for some "fact finding". We can interview them afterwards.
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that's freakin' hilarious!
I think that goes
"Happy Kwanzaa----kill whitey"

That guy was such a moron, what ever happened to him?

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[marcandalysse 0]

hey towerrat, if you have the time to be typing all these posts, answer my PM to ya, pleez!

PS I think if the zhills rocky horror gang appeared on my TV, the screen would implode!


Cue the music 'Bills World, Bills World.....'

[sunshine 2]

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I could have the Three Musketeers on!

Yes!! We're so cool they named a candy bar after us cause everyone thinks we're yummy.

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[arlo 0]

lingerie jump....the sequel. that gang with your involvement would be CLASSIC tv humor.

btw, the planning stage has begun. let's shoot for turkey meet as a kick-off fundraiser.

got garters?

[happythoughts 0]

Somehow, I get the feeling that I could never run for Congress. Video and stills would be surfacing like Titanic seat cushions.

[fireflytx 0]

I think you should have Usher from the Midnight Shadow Show in TX as a guest

www.midnightshadowshow.com

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