Venting Imminent!

[Zenister 0]

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I totally agree with you... unless you didn't follow proceedure and don't have the paperwork to track it down. Other than that they should be in the clear....

but then again...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."
"You must be an ARCHITECT," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a CONTRACTOR."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Ahem - shouldn't the balloonist be an MBA and the guy on the ground an engineer?

No the ballonist is an Officer and the man on the ground a Warrant.

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[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Clay is making me laugh...um...he'll be back in 15 minutes!

Damn.....what a good 15 minutes that was too. I think I owe myself a dollar. Maybe even "Tree Fitty."

[freeflir29 0]

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Maybe I should be your Pimp Mama...after all, I DO still have that cane...

I'd be happy with that but I think you'll have to wrestle Roadrash for the position. In chocolate pudding.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Maybe I should be your Pimp Mama...after all, I DO still have that cane...

I'd be happy with that but I think you'll have to wrestle Roadrash for the position. In chocolate pudding.

Yes, those are the rules.

Infact they are punishible by incarceration if they are broken.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Maybe I should be your Pimp Mama...after all, I DO still have that cane...

I'd be happy with that but I think you'll have to wrestle Roadrash for the position. In chocolate pudding.

[freeflir29 0]

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I meant I may have to "slap some hos" trying to buy Clay if they mistreat him!

Awwww......you're such a good pimp Rosa!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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I meant I may have to "slap some hos" trying to buy Clay if they mistreat him!

Awwww......you're such a good pimp Rosa!

[freeflir29 0]

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Now, go make me some tunnel spending $$$, biotch!

I think you have the job Rosa. Of course....as a formality you must still wrestle Roadrash in the chocolate pudding. Just cause......well....that's the way it has to be. No bikinis required though. Naked is fine.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

***I think you have the job Rosa. Of course....as a formality you must still wrestle Roadrash in the chocolate pudding. Just cause......well....that's the way it has to be. No bikinis required though. Naked is fine.